Here's some kick-a** quotes-
Leo, can't you see that there's more to you than there is to you?! *Turns away mouthing 'what the fu-'* -Max Bialystock
You sniveling COWARDS!! Cringing under a desk, clinging to life like baby butterflies!!! Franz will show you how to die like a man!! *puts gun to his head and pulls the trigger several times, but nothing happens* Boy, when things go wrong...*throws the gun down on the couch and it goes off* -Franz Liebkind
Quick darling, back in the closet!! -Roger De Bris
As we say in the old country, TAXI!! -Max Bialystock
Carmen Ghia- Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss?
Max Bialystock- I-
Carmen Ghia- ssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!
Leo Bloom- I'M HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!
Max Bialystock- *throws a glass of water on him*
Leo Bloom- ........I'M WET!!!!!!! I'M WET AND I'M HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!
Max Bialystock- *slaps him*
Leo Bloom- ...............I'm in PAIN!!!!!!!!!!! I'm in pain, and I'm wet, AND I'M STILL HYSTERICAL!!!!!!
