entertaining. . but not cool.
-as you're cleaning your ear with a q-tip, somebody sneaks up behind you and jams it in the rest of the way, most likely stabbing your brain.
-you trip and fall face first with your mouth open on the pavement. and your teeth scatter out across the pavement.
-you're asleep, probably with one of your eyes open. a spider crawls on top and casually bites one of them.
(these have all come up somehow in conversations i've had with other people, except the q-tip thing, that's just what i think of everytime i use one)
yeah. . . why did i post this?? beats me. go away.
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