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Once there was a bunny who wanted to join the CIA. So he ran alllllllllllll the way to the pentagon. When he came in, the janitor saw him and yelled "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE!!??". "I wanna join the CIA." the bunny replied. "Sorry,we dont have any costumes your size." admitted the janitor. Are you saying I'm fat!!??" the bunny said with tears rolling down his cheeks. the bunny got so mad that beat up the janitor, not knowing the janitor was secretly a ninja! Pretty soon the bunny had a bloody nose and a black eye. The bunny ran alllll the way back to his house and decided that he hated German history. So he ran allllll the way to Germany and dug up Adolf Hitlers grave and made his way to the beach to throw his coffin in the ocean, only to find out that Adolf Hitler was secretley a vampire. Soon it became night and the bunny still hadn't arrived at the beach. Adolf Hitler busted out of his coffin and sucked all the blood out of the bunny, making him dead as stone. Suddenly, Hitler remembered he was allergic to rabbits and dropped dead as stone as well. Little did everybody know that the bunny was the last of it's kind so from then on there were no more bunnies.

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