GOOD NEWS-
I was not killed by the evil dentists.
BAD NEWS-
I hafta have SIX teeth pulled.
GOOD NEWS-
I didn't hafta have 'em pulled today.
BAD NEWS-
They're getting pulled next Tuesday.
GOOD NEWS-
I get to skip school.
BAD NEWS-
OW.
GOOD NEWS-
The doc said there's a good chance I won't need braces!!!
BAD NEWS-
Mom wants me to get 'em anyways so my teeth are perfect.
GOOD NEWS-
Mom's gonna have a little "accident" before that ever happens..........
SHOCKING NEWS-
I GOT MY HAIR CUT. Don't get ahead of me people, it's still long as hell, but since I can't get the ends dyed green (turns out I'd hafta get extensions, it's the only way I'd get the right color) I got a weird lil sorta-bangs on one side. I nearly died when the chick cutting my hair held up the two-foot-long chunk of hair she cut off!!
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Rantings of a Diseased Mind
All those who read further beware, for your brain shall liquify, drip out your nostrils, and flush itself down the toilet.
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