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well i was in my bed yesterday and all of the sudden i thought about al the girls at my skool (random) then spongebob came into my head and i wondered "what happens to spongebob on a bad day" and this is what happens *laughs to self*

"spongebob has an off day"

spongebob: *wakes up and jumps onto the floor and steps on something squishy then looks down to see he stepped on his snail's pile of s**t* ahh thats okay its not like he meant to take a crap right there for me to step on it

gary:*laughs to self while thinking:u stupid b***h thats exactly what i wanted*

after getting dressed at like 5 in the morning spongebob decides to go to work early to jerk off to squidward and on his way there this is what happened..

spongebob: *yelling* IM READY IM READY IM READY IM READY

guy inside a house:OH MY ******** GOD SHUT THE ******** UP SPONGEBOB WE GO THROUGH THE SAME THING EVERY FRICKIN MORNING AND IM SICK OF IT IF YOU DONT STOP NOW I WILL THROW A ROCK INTO THE HOLE KNOWN AS YOUR a*****e

spongebob:but im just stating to everyone loudly while you r all asleep that i am ready

guy:THATS IT *throws a rock with incredible speed directly into spongebob's a***

spongebob:AHHHHH that hurt T.T *walks like a dog with a stick up his a** all the way to the krusty krab and starts to do his morning jerking off*

mr.krabs:FOR THE LOVE OF PEARL SPONGEBOB WHAT IN MONEY'S NAME R U DOING?!?!

spongebob: uhhhh im just wiping off the pickles...with my umm..p***s?yea thats what im doing

mr.krabs surprised h keep doing it then boy youll make some money if the pickle isnt dusty argh argh argh argh argh *doing his retarded laugh*

after a while mr.krabs noticed that he was not indeed "wiping off the pickles"

mr.krabs: WTF MASTURBATING ON THE JOB!!!!! you're a sick person YOU'RE FIRED

spongebob:but how will i ever feed gary!!

mr.krabs:*rips off spongebobs hat and punches him out the window*

too be continued.!!!..!!..