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HA! Women.
I love them, they're so sweet, pretty, fun to be around...and sometimes useful. I know how to psychologically manipulate people, and I have to say, women are the EASIEST to manipulate. I could be very romantic, or I could look pathetic. They tend to melt like butter in my hands, and they don't even know. Not to be sexist, but I read women don't have the neuro-steroids that help them deal with stress, so I can cause them great deals of stress. I always hear them saying, "If we can handle child birth, we can handle anything a man can," Frankly, that's all they have going for them, if they didn't do that, they'd be completely powerless. They are emotionally and physically weaker than men(sorry ladies) They may be able to manipulate most of us, but that's cause most men think with their smaller head. I personally don't, some girl tried to use me to get back at her boyfriend, who was one of my good buddies, and I could tell from the start, so I went out with her, and on the third date, in front of him, I broke up with her and made her look like a total loser, she never got back at him or me. I enjoyed it so much. Women are also easier to manipulate when you wear cologne or deoderant like Old Spice. Ha, and to all the ladies who are posting hate comments right now...my point EXACTLY!
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