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a**l of course...

First I had a metal kitchen utensil (nobody knows what it's for). It's handle is perfectly shaped. I got that in and then got it past the handle, so it was then locked in. When I left the last game I went into the bathroom. I had a stone egg. I'll tell you how big it is in a bit. Well, needless to say it wouldn't fit. So I put the "utensil" back in and threw my boxers on and took my towel and stone upstairs to the other bathroom. I quickly pulled the utensil out and let what crap would come out, come out(it does happen with a**l). Then i moved into the shower. I threw the water on and rinsed off the egg and utensil real quick. I tried the stone again but it still wouldn't fit. So I put the utensil in and started pushing it in and out and moving it in circles trying to loosen my a** up more. I then used conditioner and lubed up my a** and the stone. STILL WOULDN'T FIT!!?? I tried using fingers to loosen it more. I could get all 5 in easy(but not the whole fist) by this point, but still wouldn't fit. Getting the idea now? Imagine this. Put ur middle finger and thumb so that it makes a circle. Then open that circle about an inch. That's how big it is at its widest. Finally I was going all out with the utensil. I pulled it out and started shoving the stone in. Still no progress, so I held it there with my hand for a few seconds, pushed it a bit more, and so on. Til finally, I just forced it in. It went in and OMG I almost came there. I used the utensil handle again and added that to the mix. Right before I came i pulled it out and OMG it was intense. Then I checked and realized the stone was in deep, so I had to force it some. It was a little easier coming out, but it still strained a bit. So..ya. It was crazy.