Kisa_Bunnie
Here is a little Christmas Story...
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the
toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of
being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa
even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to
give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More
stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag
fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of
rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the
liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally
dropped the cider pot, and it broke into
hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom
and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened
the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The
angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I
have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree...
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the
toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of
being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa
even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to
give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More
stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag
fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of
rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the
liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally
dropped the cider pot, and it broke into
hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom
and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened
the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The
angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I
have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree...
I thought this story was quite funny, and wanted to share it with all of you.
Happy Holidays!
Happy Holidays!