I had my last history exam today but before that i had my history prep lesson. This lesson included some randon conversations espeisaly when there was a picture of false noses!
Sophy Winny: But whats the piont of a false nose? OMan: Well if your nose gets cut off in war you dont really want everyone looking at your face as you walk down the street! You would rather wear a false nose and a beard and have people think " Oh look theres a man with a beard and a nose" than wear nothing an have people think " OMG theres a man with no nose! " Sophy Winny: But why have the strings why not glue it on? OMan: because when you have a cold it will get crusty and mancky! Sophy Winny: Okay but what if you wanted to take some coke or somthing Oman: They didnt know what coke was for back in the renasiance. Sophy Winny: Really? They didnt have drugs? OMan: They had opium but that was it! Sophy Winny: DREAD!
* * * * * Later we hear bout Sophys ambitions to go on hollyoaks.
Sophy Winny: IM GONNA BE ON HOLLYOAKS!!! ME: The next Mercades McQueen I bet!! Sophy Winny: Do you watch it? ME: yup Sophy Winny: I hate Will! ME: I KNOW OMG Hes such a perv!!!! Sophy Winny: SIR!!! Revising for exams means we have no socail life!!! OMan: MARKING your exams means I cant see my son!!! Me+Sophy: OH im sorry sir!
GeneralDancingDeamon · Tue Dec 05, 2006 @ 09:50pm · 0 Comments |