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I had my last history exam today but before that i had my history prep lesson.
This lesson included some randon conversations espeisaly when there was a picture of false noses!

Sophy Winny: But whats the piont of a false nose?
OMan: Well if your nose gets cut off in war you dont really want everyone looking at your face as you walk down the street! You would rather wear a false nose and a beard and have people think " Oh look theres a man with a beard and a nose" than wear nothing an have people think " OMG theres a man with no nose! "
Sophy Winny: But why have the strings why not glue it on?
OMan: because when you have a cold it will get crusty and mancky!
Sophy Winny: Okay but what if you wanted to take some coke or somthing
Oman: They didnt know what coke was for back in the renasiance.
Sophy Winny: Really? They didnt have drugs?
OMan: They had opium but that was it!
Sophy Winny: DREAD!

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Later we hear bout Sophys ambitions to go on hollyoaks.

Sophy Winny: IM GONNA BE ON HOLLYOAKS!!!
ME: The next Mercades McQueen I bet!!
Sophy Winny: Do you watch it?
ME: yup
Sophy Winny: I hate Will!
ME: I KNOW OMG Hes such a perv!!!!
Sophy Winny: SIR!!! Revising for exams means we have no socail life!!!
OMan: MARKING your exams means I cant see my son!!!
Me+Sophy: OH im sorry sir!