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Santa getting owned
Is there such thing as Santa? Is there such thing as Clause?
I can't see, hear, or smell him for a reason, that's because...
(The tune of the ice cream song, or better known as "Chain hang low" wink
Does his sleigh move low?
Does it smash the poor elve's toes?
Does he carry a present sack?
Is it filled with secret crack?
Do you believe in him or not?
Where's the presents I never got?
Does his slay-move-low?
(Ice cream song tune ends)
Here he is! The old man himself!
He's big, wide, and shorter than an elf!
Here he is! Can't wait until!
He come's on Christmas eve for a job to fulfil!
Now without further ado!
He's round, and tubby, anyone guess who?
Shut up foo!
Don't you know who your talking to?
I'm the boss around here, and my job is through!
I don't like the travel to here and there!
People like me too much everywhere!
They send me n00b letters from around the world!
It's soo much, it made me hurl!
I won't say things like that to the children here!
So I think I'll stop before I bring you something to fear!
Alright old man, I'll cut it out!
But this conversation here sure brings me doubt.
Are you really what you say you are?
Are you magic, tall, and live from afar?
It's cool if you don't admit.
But one of these days, your sure to get hit...
(Jingle bells tune)
Freezing half to death.
I'm sure I am upset.
Cause Santa here forgot to bring the thing I'm sure he won't forget!
OOOHH!!
Santa Clause!
Forgot the toys cause!
He got high yesterday!
Drank too many egg noggin'
And didn't wake up today!
OHHH!
(We Wish you a merry Christmas tune)
She hit you in the hairy ding dong!
She hit you in the hairy ding dong!
She hit you in the hairy ding dong!
Are you gonna get her back?
The money it took,
to get those things fixed!
She hit you in the hairy ding-dong!
Are you gonna get her back?
(Christmas tree tune)
Oh why can't I be?
Oh why can't I be?
Oh why can't I be a ninja?
I like to throw lots of shiny stars!
I'd like to live in someplace without cars!
Oh why can't I be?
Oh why can't I be?
Oh why can't I be a ninja?
End!
 Zaruru · Sun Nov 26, 2006 @ 04:00am · 1 Comments |
