tips to live by
hello human beanz. my nam ish James. i will list some valuable tips here to live by for the rest of your life.
1. Don’t eat nickels. I know they look nice, but they’re really bad for you.
2. Don’t head butt beehives.
3. Never, ever, EVER lock yourself in a trunk underwater with handcuffs on. Unless there are trained professionals around. AND WATCHING.
4. Don’t listen to advice from blogs.
5. Donate to theredbaron1 for his dream avi.
6. Never trust anyone who calls themselves "uncle" and isn’t your uncle.
7. Always listen to good old uncle James.
8. Donate to theredbaron1 for his dream avi.
9. Never pull anyone’s finger.
10. Donate to theredbaron1 for his dream avi.
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