I
-Gets a monkey to rape you, shoots you in the head, throws you in a volcano, pulls you out and gets a donkey to rape you until you're barely alive, then smothers you with sand-
Don't worry, I hate everyone! 3nodding
Don't worry, I hate everyone! 3nodding
Erik
That's about as disturbing as finging out Neji has fangirls and looks like squanto... eek
BLAZE the Infernal
xXNaruto LuvaXx
Noob! you dont know what a ninja is!
Emo Lollipop
y do u luv me like that
Deadbeat God
It's too damn cold, and I can't find a sweater. D:
ummmm your a dude do you even have nipples
Wow. You are hella stupid.
[XGaaraX]
[warcrazed]
well screw u b***h
No thanks, you might have AIDS. D:
flyboy92
Like a B&E. You want the thrill of the breaking in, but once you get inside, you're like eh.
XToxic-ShockX
Superglue won't do jack s**t!
Angsty Nazi Carrie
Oh, you're 13 and you want a boyfriend? surprised
You're just begging for ***** such as myself.
I bet you have herpes.
You're just begging for ***** such as myself.
I bet you have herpes.
The LJ
Hey dude can I have some of your stuff before you get banned?
RedRayne
Bright-Eyes_Wild-Child
RedRayne
Bright-Eyes_Wild-Child
You forgot one very important thing, mate
I'm
Captian
Jack
Sparrow
....
And so me pillow will eat choo!
And the towel will go to the party with the dresser
And jump out the window
While fixing the blindes
Ironic, no?
I'm
Captian
Jack
Sparrow
....
And so me pillow will eat choo!
And the towel will go to the party with the dresser
And jump out the window
While fixing the blindes
Ironic, no?
You just gain a new level of awsomeness with every post.
Mmm.
Sank you, love
The cookie was biting my toe
So I sent Mr. Cookie to Juvi
And he escaped
And is in the hardware store
Eating those stupid aprons
And doing a jig
...
Why is the rum gone!?!
...
Then, the book was like,
"I ate the chair."
And I was like,
"Then why am I sitting on it?"
And I looked down
And I was on a giant-
Flying-
WRENCH!
So I fixed my door.
Sank you, love
The cookie was biting my toe
So I sent Mr. Cookie to Juvi
And he escaped
And is in the hardware store
Eating those stupid aprons
And doing a jig
...
Why is the rum gone!?!
...
Then, the book was like,
"I ate the chair."
And I was like,
"Then why am I sitting on it?"
And I looked down
And I was on a giant-
Flying-
WRENCH!
So I fixed my door.
*(falls over in hysteric laughter)*
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