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Common questions/apparent facts we are faced with as goths.
Are you a gof? --Yup.
No you're not!
--Why the hell did you ask me in the first place then, if you know so much?
Do you listen to slipknot?
--Oh yeeeees, every single goth listens to slipknot. Yeah.
All goths are bi/gay!
--All chavs/preps are morons.
Do you cut your wrists?
--Yes, every single goth loves pain.
Are you a devil workshipper?
--No.
Then why do you lot have his symbols on your stuff?! --Why do you wear a baseball cap when you're not a baseball player?
REAL Goths don't wash.
--Oh. *sniffs armpits* Guess I'm not a real goth then...
Goths are all depressed!
--I've yet to meet more than 3 goths who are actually diagnosed with depression.
REAL goths wear all black! --*is currently wearing hot pink* lalalalaaa...
Goths are only girls.
--Did you get a visit from the stupid fairy this morning?
The only real goths are in sweden/america.
--Did the voices tell you that?
OMG! You're so ugly maaaaan!
--Oh. Ouch. I'm going to go..slit my wrists or something. Yeah.
GOF!
--Goth, darling. Not 'f', 't-h'.
 HeartlessMusic666 · Thu Sep 07, 2006 @ 04:57am · 0 Comments |
