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So... a while ago I went to the state fair. I ment to write about ti then... but first I wanted to make the chainsaw armor for The Hokey pokey band's music video, then I got side-tracked by the picture post forum, and finally, I took a 200-question survey. So I never really got around to writing. Anyway...

*ahem*

I saw a pig giving birth. Yep, good 'ole Wisconsin entertainment. There was this giant pig, in a large room, and it was jam-packed. I swear, everyone at the whole fair was in the birthing room, watching a pig in labor. And a lot of them were real fat, so not a whole lot of room, and a whole lot of B.O. Now, because it was such a big attraction, they had someone holding a camera over the pig's butt, and it was played on 5 different T.V. simotaniously. Lucky me, I had 2nd-row viewing, so I had no need of the T.V.s, it was all very up-close and personal. THe pig had 4 piglets, and as each was born, this lady had to stick her arm (up to just below her shoulder) up the pig's v****a, grab the piglet, and pull it out.

I will never look at pork the same way again.

And I'm very glad that I'm not
a) a pig and
b)giving birth as a pig infront of a room full of obeise people watching with wide-eyed attetion as some lady sticks her arm two feet into me.


Yesh, I do love Wisconsin. xd