I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.
You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!
How Redneck Are You?
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Your Linguistic Profile:
50% General American English
20% Yankee
15% Upper Midwestern
5% Dixie
5% Midwestern
What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
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