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Some interesting things to do at wal-mart, or your local grocery stores =)
**Beware that you may be suspended from wal-mart for a period of time!
Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it.
Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the rest rooms.
Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.
Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
Put M&M's on layaway.
Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest rooms.
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! pick me!!"
When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. And last, but not least...
Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"
Go into the hardware department, and fire up all the chainsaws and see how many you can keep going all at the same time.
Find other bored guys and get into a hot game of shopping cart demolition derby.
Hide in the clothes rack and make animal noises.
Plant a garden. Radishes especially will come up quickly.
Read an entire set of encyclopedias.
Find the intercom and announce wakey sales.
Get some guys together, and using cool stuff from housewares, make a pots and pans band and march up and down store taking requests and entertaining people.
Hang out in lingerie and try stuff on.
Rethink all your goals in life.
Pretend your an artist and paint stuff on the store windows like: "Going out of business" and "Everything in the store is FREE!" or "Everything 100% off". You can use lipstck or paint.
Count how many squares of tiles are on the ceiling.
See how long it takes to try on every fragrance of perfume in the store.
Figure out which video surveillence cameras are on and put on an impromptu independent film performance in from of security for them to enjoy.
Do something dangerous or obnoxious to get thrown out of the store and then conjure up creative ways to sneak back in.
Play dead outside in the bushes and see how long it takes for the police to arrive.
Bring dark glasses and a cane, sit at the door and see how much money you can make selling pencils.
Get a big rubberband and fling random objects at children hopping they have money
Climb to the top of the stands, rip off your shirt and scream im a pretty lady (if a man.)
Shoot people with shaving cream while hitting them with a fake light sabre. (I hear the real ones tingle too much for the elderly)
Run around naked yelling my preceious come back to me (chase whoever)
Put a pot on your head and charge at people while they slide around in gasoline.
Get a stuffed monkey... and begin to rapidly spank it saying, "I told you not to touch me there!"
 Natima · Thu Jul 06, 2006 @ 02:19am · 4 Comments |
