The. School. Therapist. Scares. The. ********. Out. Of. Me. Read and realize. This actually happened. All of it. Word for word.
In the hallway...
Me: It's been two day's since I've written. Life is complex. DAMMIT LIFE IS OUT TO GET ME! Okay. I feel better now.
Therapist: How do you feel about that?
Me: Better. I just said that.
Therapist: It's okay. Cry it out.
Me: I think I need to get to class
Therapist [calling after me]: It's okay! Don't bottle it up!
In the lunch room...[I was acting weird and my friend mentioned split personality disorder. Poor Aura over heard that...]
Me [aranging lunch on table because I want to]: Hey Aura [therapist]!
Aura [picks up bag of trail mix]: I think this should go here.
Me: Whatever! [throws away trash]
Aura [looking at me]: It's okay.
When I get sent by my sadistic teacher to her office...
Aura: Have you been designated as gifted and talented?
Me: Yes.
Aura: Is the work to easy?
Aura: Are you not feeling challenged?
Me: No, my teacher is just a ******** dicator.
Aura: Are you feeling belittled?
Me [moves arms wildly}: NO!!!
Aura: I see. I'll talk to you later.
Outside of school...
Aura: Hey Chas! How's [insert her imaginary problem of the day]?
Me: Fine...
Aura: IT'S OKAY! You can tell me!
Me [getting weird looks]: I see my mom. [runs away]
Aura: That was a great little chat!
At lunch... [okay...there was this girl named Shay who was BFF with this girl Zoe. I became BFF with Zoe, and Shay tried to get Zoe to pick who to be friends with. She chose me, and Shay left. Counselor butts her fat a** in...]
Aura [sitting next to Zoe and I]: So you aren't friends with Shay anymore? You need to see the big picture.
Me [Angry]: SHE'S A MANIPULATIVE LITTLE b***h!
Aura: I wouldn't let anyone say that about you, and I won't let you say that about Shay.
Me [tone sounding oddly southern...]: I ain't gonna be friends with her? Would you be friends with some teacher who b***h slapped you? I think not!
Aura: It's okay.
Me: It's not okay. ******** off.
Aura: I forgive you. Talk to me about why you don't like Shay.
Me [debates pouring soda on Aura]: SHE IS A COMPULSIVE LIAR!
Aura: Pity her. Why does this bother you?
[At this point, I walk off and throw my soda away so I won't pour it on her.]
God she scares the hell out of me...
 Lunar Strawberry · Wed Jun 07, 2006 @ 03:26am · 5 Comments |
