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I hate the term 'Noob.' It has this retarded ring to it that I just can't stand. Sadly, it's the only term that really fits the hordes of illiterate mother ******** that span the reaches of Barton Town. I am surrounded by them and it saddens me to a point that you simply would not believe.

Let us take for example "Anime Hearts," a Kingdom Hearts roleplay with anime characters/worlds instead of Disney characters/worlds that I happened to join. It was just a nice rp at first. The owner seemed to know what he was doing and there were just enough players around to carry on a decent story without fear of Sudden RP Death Syndrome. No, these were good players, able to post at least 2-3 times a day and that wouldn't be abandoning us all for no apparent reason anytime soon.

And then.... there was BunnyHaro. I shall not be going into detail on her because I have already touched on the subject, but nonetheless I didn't see her as much of a threat on her own. Sadly.... she brought friends....

Fayt-_-Leingod, who followed BunnyHaro from another Kingdom Hearts type rp to this one, is about as noobish as "Whiner Yuna." Granted, I give him SOME credit. He's not nearly as bad as her and his character can take care of himself without being a whiner and overall drain on everyone around him. By comparison, this guy rocks. Still... short posts and a LOT of OCC postings, coupled with the fact that he and BH will carry one 2-3 page long convos BY THEMSELVES, makes him still rather annoying.

I pretty much refuse to bother reading anything either of the two write anymore. It's a waste of my time. So I end up skipping a lot until I reach a Seishin post. A good strategy, but now I have to figure out what the hell he just replied to finally because I just skipped some 10-20 odd posts of 'WTF?'

Next we have kyrsea. For about five seconds I thought, 'Finally, another good rper to help carry things along now that the two noobs are running the show and the good rpers are barely getting in one post a day if they post at all.' I was dismayed however to find that her profile was the only piece of decent writing she had in her. She doesn't use periods or any other form of punctuation in her posts. Not the greatest speller either.... she has now joined the other two in mass nonsense postings. Great.

There are some other characters popping in here and there, some look good, others... not so good. In any case, roleplay has definately degraded pretty much to the point of no return, especially since Seishin isn't kicked them out(which is nice of him not to just for being noobish, so he's a lot cooler of a person than I am right off the bat) and has pretty much lowered himself to their level in what I would call a desperate attempt to keep his rp going. His posts aren't nearly as big as they once were and now consist of mostly dialouge from the characters he controls.

The guy that popped up to play Orochimaru is AWESOME, but so far I've only seen one post from him so.... not too optimistic here. And the guy I last posted to in my attempt to bring Sorrow into play finally hasn't replied yet that I can see. Haven't read though the whole dozen pages I found upon my return yet....

And now there is Edward_Elric67. As if the avatar and screen name weren't enough of a give away.... He wants to play as Sephiroth. He's already made one in character post, which was followed by some debate on whether anyone should be allowed to be Sephy because... well... he's all godlike and s**t you know. Kinda puts him WAY above other characters. Well, yeah... that's a good reason not to allow it. Here's a better one. The NOOB Cannot RP Sephiroth Worth A s**t and NO ONE Is Allowed to Degrade the Holyiness that is Sephiroth on My Watch!!

Here is his first in character post:
"Sephiroth was walking through a forest, thinking about his past and where he should go next when he heard a commotion a few hundred yards away, he quickly dashed to the place where he heard the noise and saw a group of people emerging out of a building and a girl calling after a boy. He quickly hid behind a tree and watched on silently."

.....Okay, credit for the first couple words there, discredit for the long a** run-on sentence that follows. Okay, so Sephy hears a commotion, in all likelihood the real Sephy would just ignore it because it isn't worth his time investigating. But lets assume he does give a s**t or just happens to be heading in that direction anyways. Now, he 'dashes' to the place he heard the noise from.... uh, no, a simple 'commotion' is not enough to make Sephiroth run off like the world is on fire, he'd have continued traveling at his normal pace or if he was really lazy, he MIGHT have teleported over. He sees the group (sentence FINALLY ends!) and then "Hides Behind a -********- Tree and watches them." Okay... um... NO!! Nuh uh! No! No Way! Don't think so! Sephiroth does not hide behind trees. Sephiroth does not hide behind ANYTHING, EVER. He's Sephiroth for Fenrir's sake! Hiding is not something he would do under any circumstances, ever. If he actually stopped to watch these morons come running out of a cave in a frenzy then he'd have stood there clear and out in the open for all to see and watched with a slight disinterest in the mundane activities of the fools before him.

Tell me I'm wrong! I DARE You, Mother ********! That Yuna s**t you coulda called me on because I haven't played X-2 and didn't give a s**t about X-1, but I AM The Onewinged Angel and you will NOT tell me how Sephiroth is or is not to be played!! I am about the closest you will ever get to the ultimate Sephiroth authority and as such my word is LAW. This ******** shouldn't be allowed to play Sephiroth, this ******** shouldn't even be allowed the privelage of speaking his holy name!

GOD DAMMIT!!! >.<;;

Okay, I was about to end that little rant, but I made the mistake of reading further. When Noob #3 magically spots Sephiroth and runs over and grabs him, he responds to her loud accustory questioning with a 'sheepish reply.'

.......................................................What?

What?! Sheepish?? did you forget who you were roleplaying dumbass?!? Sephiroth!! SEPHIROTH!!! The mother of all badasses!! He would never respond sheepishly to ANYTHING, not even in a yaoi fanfiction with him as the uke! ******** no! Sephiroth would have b***h slapped that little girl just for having the nerve to touch him and that's just for touching him! For yelling at him and calling him a stalker, he'd have either burnt her a** to a cinder with Firaga or given her the Aeris Treatment. Whichever the case, it wouldn't have been ******** pretty and he probably would have done it without saying a word and without a single thought of remorse for the victim! THAT is Sephiroth!!

....sigh.... apparently I enjoy self torture..... he just 'appologized' to Yuna for something.... dunno what.... don't read her posts remember? Sephiroth does not appologize for his actions.... ever. Sephiroth is never wrong. And that's not fanboyness talking either. He thinks he's the son of god because, duh, Jenova told him so(more or less anyways) and god is what? Infalable. Thank you. Carrying on....

.......god dammit....... Oh-kay.... so the guy I was looking for did post.... and completely ignored me. Great.... well then, ******** this, I've had about all I can stand of this s**t already. This rp is RUINED. The good players are pretty much gone and I've been left completely behind and ignored. ******** it. I don't care anymore! Just screw everything.... I'm gonna go find another rp to infiltrate somewhere else. Hopefully I can find something decent....

Fare thee well, foolish mortals..... >.<;; *dies*