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I would love to introduce myself
I would love to introduce myself my name is Kendall Donovan Lee.
I am 16 years old I live in Puerto Rico and I have a serious problem. . . . .I would like to talk to you about.
I have been diagnosed as an Otaku I have an undying love for any Anime, Manga, Cosplay, Comics, FanFiction or Yoai!!!
The symptoms are . . . .
1. Watching anime for hours until you have minimal brain function left.
2. Reading manga until you die of paper cuts and/or go blind.
3. Getting arrested multiple times for gloping your favorite character at an Anime Convention’s.
4. Squealing in a very annoying matter whenever you see one of your favorite character anywhere (poster, convention, video game, some random guys t-shirt at the mall, est. . . . ).
5. Finding or/ getting your gay friends to make out in front of you for your daily Yoai fix.
6. Having more Cosplays in your closet that actual clothes.
7. Whenever you unbutton your shirt there’s a super hero costume under it that you don’t remember putting on.
8. You have at least an entire anime series recorded on your TV (which you watch constantly).
9. You consider yourself a Cosplay critic you are brutal about even the littlest detail.
EXAMPLE-
that Naruto doesn’t have the whiskers! >:O
Sasuke doesn’t have his curse mark.
Edward doesn’t have his automail (FMA).
Toshiro is too tall.
Kenpachi is too short . . . .est.
10. you randomly spew out Japanese words that confuse your Non-Otaku friends.
EXAMPLE-
That is sooooo kawaii!!!!
Friend- can you help me with this? Me- Hai Friend- O.O yeah. . . .Hi . . . *backs away slowly*
I hope I have opened your eyes to this condition . . . . . . You must learn to deal with and love your Otaku friends . . . . . . Because there is no cure . . . . . except death . . . . But since murders not legal . . .yet.
Enjoy your very own krazy loveable Otaku whee
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