School, once again. Sitting with Beth, maybe helping her out with her stand up comedy she wants to do for the school talent show..I'm just coming up with making fun of the preps (which, I think anyone would find it funny as hack..cause if they tried getting offended, they'd just be calling them selves a slut) hahhh. I win. and I'm just going on about dead baby jokes over here...quite entertaining. yes...wanna hear one, one of my particular favorites...mind you, this is always pretty sick...haaaa. "Q. Whats more fun that spinning a baby on clothes line?
A. Stopping it with a shovel" Yah, told you I was sick, but y'know what..I'll do you one better "what pink and red and goes 100mph? Dead baby in a blended. How do you get it out? TOSTITOS!...now, whats green, pink, and maybe red? Same dead baby 2 weeks latter..how do you get it out? TOSITOS!" Damn right I got this all from my science teacher. His are better than the internet. And yet these jokes are so old...maybe I'll come up with one of my own dead baby jokes...yes...yes...(plotting..demise...) you all gotta love me. I'm creepy..yet adorable...^_^ BAI!
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