My Name Is: Blakaize
But, You Can Call Me: Blake, Blakie, Blakers, Or Sara
I Am: Old
I Was Born On: Jan 11th
I'm A: Capricorn
Anything else?: Just ask.
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I have a Gaia Family, which has become something like my real family:
Husband:
Zweihander87
Wives:
iDuckie
Twin Sister
YunMei
Sisters
A is for Angst
TakuniChan
Sarcilla
Muses
Moonlight Yomi
nixesha
Necroon Reborn
Demonic Warlord
Chil'ens
Espie
Aqua
Terra
Partner in Crime
Beaubafett
Zweihander87
Wives:
iDuckie
Twin Sister
YunMei
Sisters
A is for Angst
TakuniChan
Sarcilla
Muses
Moonlight Yomi
nixesha
Necroon Reborn
Demonic Warlord
Chil'ens
Espie
Aqua
Terra
Partner in Crime
Beaubafett
A wild Blakie Appears
ZWEI!! <3 (he's much bigger in person! =3)
s**t! D:
Random [Awesome] Things My Friends Say
Necroon: [/in response to Majora raping Fierce Deity Link] Yeah, but Majora has those tentacle things ...
Blakie: Eh ... that'd be like creapy ... tentacle bondage rape ...
Necroon: ...that's my favorite part
Blakie: You can't make fun of me for my gayness, I've accepted it, you're still in the closet.
Beauba Fettt: But it’s nice in here. I have cookies, my video games, some blankets, and in the off chance of a zombie outbreak, I have a plan.
Blakie: I'm NOT short ... I'm fun sized!
Blakie: [/to zweihander] You don't think I'm clingy, do you?
Zweihander: Clingy? No.
Angry Manbearpig: What's she sayin?
Zweihander: She think's she's clingy.
Angry Manbearpig: Oh, she's clingy. TO MY c**k!
Zweihander: . . . dude, you're on speaker phone.
Angry Manbearpig: . . .
Zweihander: . . .
Angry Manbearpig: NOBODY TELLS ME ANYTHING!
Blakie: I love you mostest.
Zwei: More than toastest?
Blakie: I love you more than meat loves salt.
Zwei: Can't beat that.
Blakie: Didn't think so.
Grayson <-- if he says ANYTHING in an irish accent, it goes here. Period.
Zwei: Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?!
Blakie: I MADE IT MAISELF!
Zwei: [/cracks up]
Blakie: So. Lemme get this straight. You tried to rape my cat?
Zwei: No. Your cat wanted me to rape her.
Blake: . . . dude, don't rape my cat.
Zwei: I'M NOT GONNA RAPE YOUR ******** CAT!
Blakie: [/eating a cherry pie]
Zwei: =3 [/cuddles] You're sweeter than pie.
Blakie: OwO AW! [/cuddles back]
Zwei: And you don't leave after I eat you.
Blakie: stare eloquent as always, perv
Blakie: -tackles the Zwei-
Zwei: Whoa, Tacklicious.
Blakie: LOL
Zwei: is that even a word?
Blakie: It is now.
Blakie: Yeah, but to babies feel pain?
Zwei: Yeahwaitwhat?
Blakie: sweatdrop
-Hamcake, Brett, NayNay, Poptart, Zwei, Blakie, and Q at the beach, swimming past the ropes to opposite dock-
Zwei: -hesitation-
Q: The lake's not as deep as you.
Blakie: Hye, Zwei, what kind of tree is that?
Toby: A BIG ********.
(@walmart, shoping for Hamcake's apartment)
Blakie: Want to walk with us, Glenn? We need soda. ._.;
Glenn: Nah, Toph's {aka Hamcake} my ride.
Blakie: We can ride you!
Glenn: o0;
Blakie: 00; sweatdrop
Zwei: ctrl-alt-del, honey. Back-space, back-space, let's try that one again.
Zwei: CAT, GET OUT OF THE TOLIET, YOU ******** DUMBASS!
-tosses cat towards bed-
-car vikings-
Blakie: RAPE!
Zwei: PILAGE!
Nexon: BURN!
All: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Blakie: I think I'm gonna rear end this car in front of me . . .
Nexon: Ya ******** spaz. I'M GONNA SHOVE MY CAR UP YOUR a** AAAHAHHH!
Zwei: I SEE THAT WENCH IN YOUR PASSANGER SEAT, BRING HER HITHER, SO THAT WE MAY HAVE HER AS A CAR VIKING!
Blakie and Nexon: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Duckie: And then God said to the unfaithful: "***** ******** YO COUCH!"
Blakie: True story.
Zwei: -staring at the Jeeper Creepers Monster- what the ******** is that?
Blakie: I don't know, lemme go get my pokadex stare
Blakie: Yes, we can.
Blakie: PATRICK!
Zwei: SARA!
Nexon: ZACH! =D
Blakie and Zwei: neutral
Blakie: I don't have an opinion, hun.
Zwei: >>; . . . <<;; you don't have any panties on?
Blakie: WHAT?!
Zwei: gonk I thought that's what you said!
Zwei: I find that arousing.
Donnie: Titties ain't everything . . .
Zwei: I love you sweet cake.
Blakie: What'd you call me?
Zwei: Sweet cake.
Blakie: May I ask why? Are you hungry? Did you confuse me with a Hostess Snack Cake? Sorry, but my cream filling's outta commision til the weekend, hotstuff.
Blakie: = w = Blakie pwns?
Zwei: Blakie pwns.
-Blakie and Zwei watching HOUSE do a colonoscopy-
Zwei: bleh. Why does he have to stick a camera up his butt?
Blakie: Well, this is better than a laproscopy,
Zwei: What's the difference?
Blakie: Well, one is more invasive.
Zwei: THEY'RE BOTH INVANSIVE, THANK YOU!
Blakie: GRAYSON!
Grayson: Eh?
Blakie: Fettt lost his virginity! TO A WOMAN!
Grayson: 0o?! Was it alive?
Blakie: Yes!
Grayson: Good lookin'?
Blakie: Asian.
Grayson: Well PFFT that doesn't count then!
Blakie: I made some tea~ Want some?
Zwei: Actually, I think we should partake in a different, very hot, three letter word . . . <-- pervface
Blakie: neutral I don't have any pie though . . .
Blakie: scream SIT AND SPIN, CHRIS -flips him off-
Blakie: I WILL BEAT YOUR a** LIKE A WAR DRUM! scream
So, now you've lurked my profile . . .
Scary, isnt' it?
