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The Arbiter's Arbitrary Arbitrations
Weej 9 Crits
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1. Amora
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Nudity? The bra straps are clearly visible.

And it is obviously by that short sight and that short sight alone that I must admonish this.

*admonishes.*

Verdict: 1/10.

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2. Tiny Robopimp
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Humortars are a risky business as we all know, yet I'm convinced to the success of this. It can't necessary be explained in critical terms as it is not a hard pressed execution of conventional avatar making tools, and much more a chance moment of sublime inspiration: the well constructed good catch avatar.

Verdict: 8/10.
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3. Solar Spaghetti!
User ImageThere are two types of good catches, however, those which nab some intriguing connection and build upon it, and others that simply rely on that miminal equation of the original discovery. Nothing is happening beyond the base discovery.


Verdict: 4/10.
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4. The Blue Snake-eye Empress
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As deprived as the arena is, I would want to conclude that this is exquisite, yet sadly I know better. This is the grade of avatar we should that should have been placing consistently ages ago, but in this day and age it has simply ceased to impress.

The layering of the head is ugly: the items articulate one another poorly and it all around just appears forced. The head is heavy with black; the bottom is heavy with white. The avatar creates an hourglass figure with a patterned top and patternless bottom. The facial expression is nothing short of utterly bland.

As much as it pains me to use such a phrase, this avatar is so last season.

Verdict: 7/10.
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5. Assassinated Prince
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There's really not much to this avatar. Expectable EI pairings make up the clothing, baaa face to accentuate his pwnt status. Nothing groundbreaking here.

Verdict: 5/10
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6. Scizomorph
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I would want to say this is impressive, but it loses quality as it is scrutinized. The white side is simply unclean, and far too many "bumps" can be made out: it is just as cluttered as the left.

The level of ingenuity of the left side may be called into question with one simple realization: it was most likely accomplished through trial and error, simply seeking out items that fit on that side, and sticking with him.

Verdict: 6/10
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7. The Dancer
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It is irritating that it was felt necessary to plug this full of gaudy, half-hearted blue accessories simply so the baos would "match." What character could have existed in this avatar is utterly annihilated by its forced matching. Let it ******** be, people.


Verdict: 4/10
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8. Mischievious Scyhe Elf
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The matching is very rudimentary, utilizing all the expected combinations of red accessories. The silver sonata is a nice touch, but is lost to those malignant bows. Are we really still relying on those things?

Whereas any other individual would go "WHY NO RED EYES" I realize they match the angelic blue of the sleeves. If only there was a spark of it at the very bottom.

It is emotionally bland, carrying with it no more personality than is to be expected in an "I have expensive eyes" avatar.

Verdict: 5/10.
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9. Disco Lives!
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So it does. I quite enjoy how the sailor wasabi heart baos articulate with the hair and headband. The body is a little this way and that. A t-shirt doesn't fit the time-period, nor does a bow tie. This carries more of a japanese schoolgirl bubblegum pop if you ask me. Visually appealing, but unfitting.

I hate the boots. How original of me. And do we really need to put bows on everything?


Verdict: 6/10.
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10. Oh my... o///////o
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I'm growing a little tired right now and therefore I'm quite glad I'm arrogant enough to deem this unworthy of my criticism. How convenient!

Verdict: 1/10.





 
 
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