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(Aaaaaand Liik has heard this one, but I thought I would post it just so everyone else felt updated. xd )

Well, I had the most deviously uninteresting day ...

My mum is just so ... odd. She gets these strange ideas in her head and feels compelled to act on them ... with me as her unwilling accomplice.

Like today. She woke up at 9 am and by 9:15 she knew EXACTLY what she wanted to do and that it was absolutely essential that I do it with her. First was breakfast. One would think this is simple, right? Find an IHOP, do the pancake thing. But no, MY mother is much too GOOD for that. We had to have the "perfect" breakfast. So we proceed to drive half way across town to this one specific gas station that she loves to get coffee at. (Now, her reasoning behind this is that this particular gas station has a steamed milk machine ... What the ********!? Steamed milk? At a ******** BP!?)

Then we get back in the truck and drive back across town to this bread place. Now, you must understand, we could not drink the coffee BEFORE we got to the bread place. Nooooo, we had to wait and have the coffee WITH our bread.

And that was not the end of it. No, of course not.

Then she wants to shop. For clothes. For me.

Like I am seriously in need of a new fuzzy sweater with ducks on it that has a collar tight enough to choke off the blood supply to my brain so that I can not blush from shear embaressment when she makes me wear it in public.

But the epitomy of the afternoon came when, on the ride home, she goes, "I think we should find a church. Wouldn't you like that? A church to go to? You always liked our old church."

stare

Kill me. Just kill me now.