-shady- What?
You play that Lara croft game..?
-shady- which one?
The one where she says no..
-shady-...what do you me-..YOU b***h!!
-Dark-...What is that about..?
Having fun with shady is funny man..
-Dark-...But how is that funny?
-Shady- I SWEAR IF I WASN'T STUCK IN SOME WEBSITE AND PIXELIZED INTO SOME LITTLE AVATAR, I WOULD KILL YOU..
-Dark-...That's.....weird..
Sorry shady...She'll say yes...Don't worry about it too much...
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The Dark Corner Zone 1: Act 5: Shockingly shocking shock!!!
Sha and Ray goes to get Janu....
-Ray- Here we are....
-Sha-...That's a house?...looks like a ship..
-Ray- IT'S A SUPA HOUSE...FILLED WITH CANDY AND.....and....WELL LET'S JUST GO IN!
-Sha- Let's..
Ooki and Xavi going to the attic..
-Xavi-..Dammit dark..why is it soo cold up here..?
-Ooki- because your lame...now keep going...
Dark and cinna trying to get in and help Cross..
-Dark- Okay cross...look out of that slime right there..
-cross- i know!! Dammit why are these little small, cute animals soo damn powerful!!?
-Cinna-....The people who made the game is cute but evil?
-Dark-..More like the creator is a CUTE FREAK!
-Cross- Shut up and help me heal!!!
-Dark- *presses potion button* where is everyone..
Ray and Sha...
-Ray- JAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUU
-Sha- WHEERRRE ARRRREEE YOOOOUUUUU?
-Ray- Baka...it's like this..WHERERERERERERE AREERERERER YOUOUOUOUOU?
-Sha- How do you even say that?
-Ray- no idea...I just say what the writer writes...or types..
-Unknown- BOGABOGA BOOOGAAAAAAA!!!!
-both- WAHHHH!!
Ooki and Xavi...
-Xavi-...Fr-fr-fr-fr-freaking....fr-fr-freezing!!!
-Ooki-...I-I-I..un-understand.....Wh-...what Dark meant....N-now...let....let's g-get the M-magnet..
-unknown-..WHO ARE YOU!?
-Xavi-WHOA!
Why is that person is my..erm...Dark's attic..?
Dark and Cinna, along with Cross...
-Dark-
-Cinna- Dark are you okay!?
-Dark- THAT IDIOT JUST KS'D ME!!
-Cinna- Ks'd?
-Dark- Kill and steal..
-Cinna- Ohhhh...
-Cross- HEY GET BACK HERE YOU FAT MAN!
-Unknown character- Fat......MAN?!
-Cross-....Dude....I was kidding....get a grip..
-Unk Char- NO NO NO NO..NO....NO....NO...I don't think you was!! *pulls out a sword and transform into some....kind of god..*
-all- HOLY FU*K!
Ray and Sha..
-Sha-....We don't want no trouble Mr...
-Ray- MONSTER!!!
-Evil Barney- WHAT!?
-Sha-...as in the energy drink!!
-Ray- YEAH!! I'M VERY THRU-
-Evil Barney- I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT...WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY PALACE!?
-Sha-...I thought this was Janu's place..
-Ray- it is..
-Sha- then who is that?
-Ray- No idea..
-Sha-...well this sucks then
-Ray- sure does...
-Evil Barney- STOP IGNORING ME!
-Both- Where is Janu!?
-Evil barney- i locked her up in the "room of HORRORS"
-Both- "room of horrors?"
-Evil barney- room of horrors..
-Both-...Okay so what is that?
-Evil Barney-...Technically..a room with...a bunch of...your horrors..
-Sha-....Well you won't get away with tha- *punched* AHHH!!
-Ray-...Why...what the hell would you hit a gi-.*kicked* AAAAHH!
They both flew across the hall.
Ooki and Xavi...
-Xavi- Who are you?
-Unknown- Who am I?
-Ooki- yes You...
-Unknown- You!
-Xavi- me?
-Unknown- no You!..
-Ooki- Me?
-Unknown- YOU!!
-Ooki-...but you don't have boobs..
-Xavi-...so you're me?
-Unknown- mother fu*k You!!
-Xavi- Then stop saying You and say Me!
-Unknown- But I'm You!
-Ooki- You do look alike
-Xavi- NO WE DON'T
-Ooki- you both got the same chin..
-Xavi- and you got the same wolf undies!
-Ooki- WHAT!
-Unknown- Look...my name is You!
-Xavi-...now that doesn't even make sense
-Ooki-...oh i guess in...Your name is You..
-Unknown- Yes,,
-Xavi- NO!!..MY NAME IS NOT HIS..
-Ooki- Your name is You?
-Xavi- my name is whatever You want it to be..
-You(by this time you should know)- Me?
-Xavi- NO HER!
-Ooki- then why did you say You?
-Xavi- Because....Because...DAMMIT YOU ARE CONFUSING ME!
-You- No I'm not...My name is You!
-Xavi- You are You and I am me!
-Ooki- SHUT THE FU*K UP! XAVI...HIS NAME IS FREAKING YOU! YOU...YOU...YOUU!!!
-Xavi- Oh.....
Dark and Cinna, along with Cross
-Cross- Dude...i can't beat him..
-Dark- then run!
-Cross- WHERE he is faster than me too!
-Cinna- You have some water?
-Cross- yes but why would i ne-
-Cinna- Splash him..
-Cross- *throws water at him*...That did nothing..
-Cinna- *slaps Dark* see...Boys get wet too!
-Dark-...Owwwww....
-Cross- But it did faze him *starts running*
-Both- RUN AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN!
Ray and Sha
-Both- Ugh...
-Evil barney- now GET OUTTTT!
-Ray- I'm....not giving up!!! *runs over to him*
-Sha-...ray...
-Ray- HAAAAAAAHH *Punches him in the gut*
-Evil barney- ooof...nice...but not enough!!! *grabs her arm*
-Sha- RAY!
Xavi and Ooki
-Ooki- So anyway...can we get that Magnet over there.,.
-You- No...Only the worthy ones get such thing...
-Xavi- this is Dark's house...And we are his friends..
-Ooki-.....
-You- Then fight me..
-Both-...Why
-You- To get the item you are looking for
-Xavi- Lame...
-Ooki-...find you ask for it..*dashes toward him*
You stomps the ground and stops Ooki in her tracks and palm thrust her stomach, making her unconscious
-Xavi-...Ooki!!
To be continued..
How come they can't kill each other...
