Lady: Okay! Ladies and Onions! Today we are going to have our FINAL Soccer Championship! YAY!
Man: Yes! This is our final chance to make it to the top of the list! Onion Canon vs. Onion Island! Who will win?!
Lady: Oh I would want to know right now! But we have to see the game to know! If one of the teams win they will get 1,000,000 YEN! That's a lot of money!
Man: And to prove it here is the pink envelope with that million yen!
Lady: Gee! I'm sure jealous! Well Let's get started with the Game! COME ON ONION CANON! COME ON AND GO!
Man: Yes! Let's pray for the Onion Canon to win... a-and hope for the best for Onion Island as well.....
Onion Canon Coach: Alright team! I want you to do only one thing... KICK THOSE ISLANDS ASSES GOT IT?!
Team: YEAH!
*Teams go and starts playing*
Lady: Oh dear! It looks like the Onion Canon team is winning by 10 to 4! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!
Man: OH THEY'RE GOING TO WIN! THEY'RE GOING TO WIN!
Dude that sends out cards: *whistles* Canon Onion! Cheater! you get yellow card!
Man:Dwah?!
Lady:Oo0o! This doesn't look good don't ya think?!
One of the Onion Canon team players who obviously doesn't know a damn thing what's going on here:Yes sir?
Dude that sends out cards: *smacks the kid* WTH do you mean, 'yes sir?!' YOU CHEATED!!!
One of the Onion Canon team players who obviously doesn't know a damn thing what's going on here: WHAT?! NO WAY!
Dude that sends out cards: YEAH WAY! YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T TOUCH THE BALL WITH YOUR HANDS!!!
One of the Onion Canon team players who obviously doesn't know a damn thing what's going on here: .... you can't?
Dude that sends out cards: Of course not!!!
One of the Onion Canon team players who obviously doesn't know a damn thing what's going on here: Bwahaha! You are wrong my friend! Truly you are!!
Dude that sends out cards: of course I- wait what?
One of the Onion Canon team players who obviously doesn't know a damn thing what's going on here: Bwhahah! Have you ever read the rules?
Dude that sends out cards: OF COURSE I DO KNOW THE RULES!
One of the Onion Canon team players who obviously doesn't know a damn thing what's going on here:
