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Bith [bïth]:
noun
A kind of applesauce. (This word is not to be confused with "b***h" wink

Recipe:
• Boil water for ten minutes in your regular gaia home. (For best results, make sure that there is a "old fashioned stove" that you are using)

• Add freshly picked apples.

• Boil and stir for ten more minutes. PM two friends and Noe. (The PM part is not a suggestion, it actually affects the outcome of your applesauce)

• Invite a random noob (not a scammer, an actual noob) to your home, and when their guard is down, throw them in the pot.

• Throw the cover on, and turn the temperature on high.

• (Optional) Add frog legs.

• While the pot is cooking your noob and the apples, chop up some chicken.

• Put chicken on a table, and forget about it.

• Check on the pot, if they noob isn't moving, the applesauce is ready.

• Pour of the contents of the pot into a bowl and place in your "starter refrigerator"

• Remember that you forgot about the chicken and beat it with slippers. (Any kind of slippers will do, it doesn't matter what kind: Panda slippers, Kitty slippers, or normal pink pajama slippers are fine)

• Get out the bowl with the applesauce, and sprinkle on sugar while singing The Narwal Song very loudly.

• Throw in the chicken. (No, seriously, throw it)

• Go outside and throw it at someone

• Eat.