Oks, on my other web journal I have this thing were every so often (mostly when I can't sleep) I make lists of random things. My friends have dubbed these my: Insomic Lists. So, I think why not do it here too. Cause, well I'm home sick and got nothing much better to do. (and I am sick. No voice can bearly breath....evil colds)
What NOT To Do When Faking Sick
1)Tell your mom your sick and then proceed to annoy your siblings before you're mom calls school.
2)Do not go online shopping with your parents credit card.
3)Have loud music playing in the background when your parents call to check up on you.
4) House parties
5)Eat large protions of food. Definatly don't do this is your faking stomach illness.
6)If you're pretending to of lost your voice. Don't have it magically work fine when your parents get home.
7) Don't go over the edge so much so that your parents take you to the doctors. Doctors can tell just by looking at you I swear that your sick or not.....
cool Fake sick infront of the parent with the lease medical background (my mom is a RN...trust me, I know to go to my dad)
9)Never EVER fake sick every other day. When you really get sick your parents won't believe you and send you anyways, and will have to come and get you when you pass out in class.
Ezri Sun Community Member 
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