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Pick the month you were born
1 (Jan) - I ran naked with
2 (Feb) -I shot
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I jumped
6 (June)- I smoked with
7 (July) - I ran shirtless with
8 (Aug) - I needed
9 (Sept) - I cuddled with
10 (Oct) - I robbed
11 (Nov) -I slapped
12 (Dec) - I banged
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - the trojan man
02 - a homeless guy
03 -a homo
04 - A mop**
05 - my boyfriend
06 - a rock star
07 - Paris Hilton
08 - a tooth brush
09 - my lover
10 - Barney the dinosaur
11 - a glass of milk
12 - a teletubby
13 - a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bum
18 - a whore
19 - a condom
20 - a stripper
21 - a porn star
22 - a hottie
23 - the kool-aid man
24 - a lesbian
25 - an Easter egg
26 - my ex girlfriend
27 - a french fry
28 - a bag of weed
29 - the cookie monster
30 - a bowl of cereal
31 - jezzy the snowman
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - because that b***h stole my taco
Black - because I love marijuana
Pink - because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because I'm sexy like that
Other - because I have double Ds
Green -because I still love him
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Blue - because im the sexiest b***h alive
Tye dye- because Im a ******** scuba diver
none- because i have a killer six pack
*I ran shirtless with a porn star because I love marijuana...
Now its your turn, send me a comment or PM of what you got!
Pick the month you were born
1 (Jan) - I ran naked with
2 (Feb) -I shot
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I jumped
6 (June)- I smoked with
7 (July) - I ran shirtless with
8 (Aug) - I needed
9 (Sept) - I cuddled with
10 (Oct) - I robbed
11 (Nov) -I slapped
12 (Dec) - I banged
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - the trojan man
02 - a homeless guy
03 -a homo
04 - A mop**
05 - my boyfriend
06 - a rock star
07 - Paris Hilton
08 - a tooth brush
09 - my lover
10 - Barney the dinosaur
11 - a glass of milk
12 - a teletubby
13 - a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bum
18 - a whore
19 - a condom
20 - a stripper
21 - a porn star
22 - a hottie
23 - the kool-aid man
24 - a lesbian
25 - an Easter egg
26 - my ex girlfriend
27 - a french fry
28 - a bag of weed
29 - the cookie monster
30 - a bowl of cereal
31 - jezzy the snowman
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - because that b***h stole my taco
Black - because I love marijuana
Pink - because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because I'm sexy like that
Other - because I have double Ds
Green -because I still love him
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Blue - because im the sexiest b***h alive
Tye dye- because Im a ******** scuba diver
none- because i have a killer six pack
*I ran shirtless with a porn star because I love marijuana...
Now its your turn, send me a comment or PM of what you got!
