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Random quotes I find amusing.~
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"Sir, I'm just a little boy in drag selling cookies."
--Milo Oblong from The Oblongs.
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"...And men will spoon."
--Announcer guy in a commercial for Without a Paddle.
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"Well I've never been to Europe but if it's full of gay teenage boys tongue wrestling, then yeah, it was like that."
--George Lopez from George Lopez
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"I'm not gay but I'd probably let him do me."
--Top Chef
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"You have gorgeous nipples."
--Richard to Dale on Top Chef
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"More than a Lube, it's love in a tube."
--Luvrub commertial
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"It's better to fight your wars with duck tape. Duck tape makes you smart."
--Mike from Burn Notice
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"Yeah, take it. Hurts so good, like a beast."
"Oh yeah, set the beast free. You're a bad man, you're a bad man."
--Ray (boxer) from Monk
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"Wahaha, this pain feels so good! So good!"
"Come, give me more! More!"
--Albedo from Xenosaga II
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“If I get boring just insert this into me.”
“I haven’t met this person [before] but I’m whipping it out. I’m a social person, but you know…”
--Professor H******* (My sociology teacher)
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"That's not corn, that's a polar bear."
--Thor (a bishounen) from Yaoi-con 2008
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"Desert Coffin!"
--Gaara
"That only works with special effects, man."
--Naruto from the Yaoi-con 2008 Cosplay Contest (not exact quote)
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