xNoctumx: Morris D. Tildance
xNoctumx: Was once at the zoo
EnvyXnoXKindness: looking at the pandas
EnvyXnoXKindness: when all of a sudden, one of them let out a mighty roar
xNoctumx: And he jumped off of his golf cart
xNoctumx: and into the dolphin swale
EnvyXnoXKindness: where the dolphins used him as a play toy
EnvyXnoXKindness: and passed him around the swimming area "eeking" happily
xNoctumx: He then shot one dolphin in the face
xNoctumx: and the other one ate the headless dolphin
EnvyXnoXKindness: because everyone knows, that dolphins are canibals
EnvyXnoXKindness: it was then that Morris D. Tildance decided to escape from the evil dpolphin swim...thingy...
Noctumx: But he unfortunatley choked on a liver splein crocodile toy that tasted like cocoa
Noctumx: And his fingers began to fall off
EnvyXnoXKindness: which atrracted humungous guniea pigs
EnvyXnoXKindness: who then began to devour the fallen appendages
Noctumx: Of course these were experimental guinea pigs
Noctumx: and exploded upon intact with the water
EnvyXnoXKindness: and seeing how Morris D. tildance was an expert in extreminating giant guniea pigs, he took his handy dandy water bottle and sprayed them with it.
EnvyXnoXKindness: Unforuntely, he forgot that he had put ice tea in it that morning. And everyone knows when you spray a giant guniea pig with ice tea it mutates
Noctumx: Into a giant ameoba
Noctumx: Which then sucked him into his giant mopheous gooey body causing him to
EnvyXnoXKindness: lose his mind
EnvyXnoXKindness: and turn him into thinking her was one of them
Noctumx: So he went around sucking on people
Noctumx: and then went blind
EnvyXnoXKindness: which in turn, made the sucked people call the cops and charge him for sexual offense.
EnvyXnoXKindness: he was charged quilty and was sentanced to spend the rest of his blind days in jail.
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 ll.Baka.no.Yume.ll · Sun Oct 02, 2005 @ 06:59pm · 1 Comments |
