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Xemnas: Why am I here?
Demyx: Mother of who now? Is that the Mary Sue or something?
Axel: Actually, there is no Sue in this one thank God.
Demyx: Good. I could use a break.
Axel: You still wont like it much. The name of the story is “The Adventures of Demyx and His Llama.” Well. Lama.
Demyx: What?
Xemnas: *clears throat in annoyance* Why am I here?
Axel: You’re in the story.
Xemnas: *sigh* What’s that your reading anyway?
Axel: The story.
Demyx: It’s just a chapter? YAY! We wont be here long at all.
Axel: No. Each chapter is like two paragraphs. It’s sad really.
Xemnas: Then it will still be short.
Demyx: Multiple viewings though. *slumps*

The story begins with the author pointing out that this is her first story and that she doesn’t own the story. Then we go to Caste Oblivion.

Demyx was on his way out the front door when Axel said, “Where are you going?” to the escaping Demyx “None of your bees guts!” Demyx replied stupidly.

Axel: *snort* Bees guts huh?
Demyx: Where in the world is the period? Where’s the sentence structure? Where’s the Beta? Has this person never noticed that when someone else speaks, you move on to the next paragraph? What about… Wait. Hey! I’m not that stupid!
Axel and Xemnas: No comment.
Demyx: Hey! That’s mean! Why do you guys hate me?
Axel: Calm down. At least your not being made to shack up with one of us in this one. Or your Llama. *snort*
Demyx: Still… *pulls hood up and slumps in seat* Wait. *sits up* I hate you Axel!

(Oh great that was dumb, now I’m gonna get beat to death!) He thought as he stood at the door starring at the Flurry of flames before him.

Xemnas: There are too many things wrong with that sentence.
Axel: Eh. It doesn’t improve much either.
Demyx: What the heck? I can fight you know. Water would so beat fire.
Axel: Logic does not exist in the mind of fan girls.
Xemnas: *shudders* Just a world that’s worse than darkness.
Axel: Scared of the fan girls eh?
Xemnas: *glare*
Axel and Demyx: *scoots away*

“Excuse me?” Axel said as he summoned his chakrams.

Axel: Hey! This one knew what my weapons were! She gets a point for that much at least.
Demyx: And she had your personality down too.
Axel: Nah. I would have just laughed at you. That was too stupid to deserve a threat.

“I mean I’m going to the store why?” Demyx replied nicer in fear of getting beat to death.

Xemnas: It would appear that someone has stolen the period from that sentence.
Demyx: I am NOT that pitiful. I just don’t care much for fighting. I hate you Jiminy. This is all your fault.

“That’s what I thought you said. Superior said no one can leave the castle until they finish there chores!” Axel said as he put his chakrams away.

Demyx: Superior what?
Xemnas: Superior hearts?
Axel: Superior a**? Wait. There chores? Where?

Demyx then makes an excuse and leaves for a bit. He then returns from his “mystery shopping” to be stopped by Superior hearts which overpower him and mug him Xemnas.

Xemnas: *sighs* So it begins.
Axel: Hey. You brought this on yourself.
Xemnas: *beats*
Axel: Ow…

“Where were you Demyx? You didn’t finish your chores!” he said to the teen age musician.

Demyx: Would you consider me teenaged? I always sorta saw myself as early twenties at most…
Axel: If the fan girl pretends you’re a teenager, it makes it legal for her to be with you.
Demyx: *blanch*

“Um well you see… it’s a funny story…” he sighed he knew he couldn’t keep the secret from Superior.

Xemnas: You realize that I should just be referred to as Xemnas, being as everyone knows I'm the superior? Though if she added a ‘the‘, it wouldn’t be half as bad.
Axel: Uh huh. Just wait.
Xemnas: Why?
Axel: You’ll see. *chuckles*
Xemnas: I may have to make you regret ever losing your heart.
Axel: *silence*

“Here just look outside” so he took Xemnas to the front yard and well.

Demyx: BETA DAMN IT!

“DEAR SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL!!!” it was a lama… in the front yard… eating Marluxa’s flowers.

Xemnas: *actually gawking* I would never...
Axel: *pulls out camera and takes a shot* Ha!
Xemnas: *regains composure then beats Axel*
Axel: It was worth it! Besides. Just keep in mind what she could have you doing.
Xemnas: *shudders then beats Axel*
Demyx: Wait. Who’s Marluxa? And what’s a lama?
Axel: The flower comment makes me think it was Marluxia. And lama? Perhaps they meant llama?
Xemnas: *kicks Axel for good measure*
Axel: Ow! *rubs leg*

“Well what do you think?” Demyx asked innocently “What do I think? You put a lama in my front yard and let it eat Marluxa’s flowers and you ask me WHAT I THINK!?!?!?” Superior yelled at the top of his lungs.


Axel: Wow. I thought maybe it was just a typo, but she keeps spelling Marluxia wrong.
Xemnas: I would not yell at the top of my lungs. I can make just as much of an impact whispering… I am a scary person.
Demyx: Does Castle Oblivion even have a front yard? And who said I’m innocent? I may actually be really devious and corrupt.
Axel: Your teddy bear collection says otherwise.
Demyx: YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN’T TELL!
Xemnas: *trying to remain stoic*

“Well…he he yes”

Axel: Wait. What?
Demyx: Maybe I was trying to say… Oh. Perhaps I was laughing nervously.
All: Ohhhhh.

Demyx replied trying to contain his laughter from the whole mother of pearl thing.

Axel: That was pathetic laughing, even if you were trying to contain it.
Xemnas: You’d best not laugh. *is back to being grumpy*
Axel: Hey. They almost always make us OOC. Don’t worry about it.
Xemnas: *glares*
Axel: *scoots away*

“Demyx this time I’m not going to waist my time telling you to get rid of it or what I will do to you if you don’t…” he said trying to keep him self from whacking Demyx up side the head.

Axel: Waist huh?
Xemnas: I’d do more then slap him upside the head…
Demyx: *shudders* I didn’t really do it! Don’t hurt me.
Axel: *trying to stifle laughter*
Xemnas: *beats Axel instead*

“So I’m going to let you keep the lama”

All:...
Axel: Wow. That was nice boss.
Xemnas: You said it yourself. This is very OOC.
Demyx: So I can’t really get a Llama? That would be sorta cool.
Xemnas: *glare*
Demyx: Sorry… *sinks lower in seat*

Demyx’s face lit up immediately “THANK YOU SUPERIOR!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!!” Demyx ran up nearly broke Xemnas’ back hugging him then ran off to play with his lama

Xemnas: If you EVER think of hugging me, let alone touching me, you will regret it.
Demyx: *mumbles* Like I would.
Xemnas: What?
Demyx: Nothing.

“What have I done” Xemnas pondered about the consequences
Of his actions.

Axel: I would too. Showing a soft side.
Xemnas: *beat down*

Authors note and small preview of next chapter show

Xemnas: Does this mean were done?
Axel: There’s six chapters.
Xemnas: Hmm. I’ll just have to make someone take my place.
Axel and Demyx: That’s not fair!
Xemnas: Well I am the superior. *vanishes in portal of darkness*
Demyx: *pout*
Axel: Ah well. At least there’s no smut or anything.
Demyx: True I suppose.
Axel: Let’s get some popcorn while we wait.
Demyx: ‘Kay.

Both leave the theater.