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Choose The Month You Were Born in
january:i copied
febuary:i murdered
march:i slept with
april:i kissed
may:i made
june:i licked
july:i rubbed
august:i robbed
september:i kicked
october:i hugged
november:i punched
december:i played with
choose the day you were born on
1:a fan
2:gorge w bush
3:a tv
4:a pimp
5:a prostitue
6:a slut
7:a beer bottle
8:a dude
9:a dudet
10:a piece of paper
11:a grenade
12:a pistle
13:my ex
14:a lamp
15:a mp3 player
16:a microave
17:a computer
18:my teacher
19:a dork
20:a whale p***s
21:a tuba
22:a chainsaw
23:a cabinet
24:my cousin twice removed
25:a pill
26:cocaine
27:marajana
28:a dishwasher
29:a robot
30:my mom
31:a cup of noodles
choose the first letter of your last name
a:because i was high
b:beacause i was happy
c:because i was sad
d:because i was mad
e:because i am in special ed
f:beacause pigs flew
g:because carrots went to hell
h:because i saw a kitty
i:because i saw a leaf
j:because i hate poetry
k:because i saw a hobo
l:because a dog pissed on me
m:because i was constipated
n:because a lamp turned on
o:because i have a brother
p:because i have a sister
q:because im emo
r:because i got blown up
s:because i hate canada
t:because i am chinese
u:because i like toast
v:because i ate a clown
w:because i saw a fruit fly eat meat
x:because i put pee in your coke
y:because im going out with m.j.
z:because i got raped
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