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Memoirs of a Retard
I BEAT UP A LESBIAN BECAUSE THAT B***H STOLE MY TACO!
I BEAT UP A LESBIAN BECAUSE THAT B***H STOLE MY TACO!
JANUARY-----------I RAPED
FEBRUARY---------I KICKED
MARCH-------------I ********
APRIL---------------i slept with
MAY-----------------I SLAPPED
JUNE----------------I BEAT UP
JULY-----------------I b***h SLAPPED
AUGUST------------I DREAMED ABOUT
SEPTEMBER--------I KISSED
OCTOBER-----------I KILLED
NOVEMBER---------I RAPPED ABOUT
DECEMBER---------I MADE OUT WITH

- DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON

1--------MY NEIGHBOR
2--------MY BESTFRIEND
3--------with a mexican
4--------YOU
5--------A LAWN GNOME
6--------A HOBO
7------- A MOP
8--------MYSELF
9--------A mexican
10-------MY EX
11------A LESBIAN
12-------A NOODLE
13-------A SPOON
14--------MY GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND
15-------P.DIIDY
16-------A EMO KID
17-------A WHITE BOY
18-------A SPOON
19------- A GANGSTER
20-------A SEXY b***h
21-------A BANANA
22------- SPONGE BOB
23-------A HOMO
24-------A TREE
25-------1000 PEOPLE
26------MY LOVER
27-------A GOTH
28-------MY HOMIES GF
29-------A PREP
30-------HIM/HER
31-------MY UNCLE

- COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT

WHITE---------BECAUSE THAT b***h STOLE MY TACO
BLACK----------BECAUSE IM A POWER RANGER
PINK------------BECAUSE IM BALLIN
YELLOW--------BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO.
GREEN------------BECAUSE IM OH SO SEXXII
BLUE----------BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT I DO
PURPLE---------BECAUSE I CAN.
GRAY------------BECAUSE I KEEP IT GANGSTA.
NO SHIRT OR IN A TOWL------BECAUSE IM A PORN STAR.
ORANGE--------BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL.
RED--------------BECAUSE I WAS HIGH.
MAROON--------BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK.
BROWN--------- BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHATEVER I WANT.
STRIPED---------BECAUSE UR MOM SAID SO.
TURQUOISE-----BECAUSE I LOVE HIM/HER
TAN---------------BECAUSE HE WAS FINE
TYE-DIE----------BECAUSE IM IN LOVE
OTHER------------BECAUSE IT WAS ILLEGAL



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The_Mexican_Prodigy94
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commentCommented on: Mon Aug 11, 2008 @ 02:41am
I slapped a noodle because I'm a power ranger...XD


commentCommented on: Sat Sep 13, 2008 @ 11:21pm
i made out with her because im ballin xp



Brav0L3ad3r
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