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Ok here are a whole bunch of random quotes from my friend Ally and I...

"Ya jeeze finish me!"

"Stop putting s**t in it!"

"b***h please"

Ally-"But nothing came out."
Me-"Ya sometimes nothing comes out."

"I'm playing with my nose and making odd noises...oh like you don't do it too <.<"

"Jeeze you're gunna break the ******** thing!Thats my job!"

"I almost ******** had you!"

Ally-"You knocked your phone up?"
Me-"Only on the weekends!"
Ally-"How much do you pay it?"
Me-"12 cents a vibrate!"

"You ******** backwards ,!"

Ally-"I wonder if they sell hairy d***o's..."
Me-"OH YES!!!"

"Hair fight!...OW!!"

Me-"Your mom <.<"
Ally-"Rainbow"

"I went untz untz what and then it vibrated..."

"Untz untz...wat?I was hoping you would choke!"

"I don't got aids or herpies but I got Rainbow!"

"*choke choke*...I'M GOOD!!"

"You seem to choke alot Ally!"

"Are you done sucking the straw so I can suck it?!"

"Rainbow...it's the new yes!"

"Don't shoot white stuff at me! D<"

"Don't make me choke while I'm sucking!"

"Untz untz *cough* since you're havin phone sex you should use a phone condom..."

"TEXT WHORE!"

"He plays the cello...he likes things between his legs."

"A sock is a condom so you don't knock up your shoe."

"Did you just try to ******** my knee with a screw driver?!"

"We all sat in a circle and talked about our feelings."

"MY p***s IS RETARDED!!"

Me-"there's sumthin wrong with us..."
Ally-"Ya it's called a brain."
Me-"Or lack there of."

"Your the one who put it under me!"

"Quit hitting the stick!"

"Is it not white and sticky enough?Stick it back in the hole!"