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Just a short Fanfic i decided to write. its not done yet though X3 this is really short and im gonna add more to it as i get more comments. warning: contains random Japanese terms.
PLEASE COMMENT!!!
CHAPTER ONE
Its been a long week.
i just got back from a mission to deliver a message to the leader of the Land of Waves. for some reason that place is all pastelly ( A/N inside joke =D)
Tsunade-sama has been all over my a** lately as well. just something about me "not respecting the fine line between work and play." what the hell was that suppose to mean anyway.
i know the line.
work in the morning
play at night.
-no questions.
and the last mission was pretty brutal. i need a stiff drink to loosen my stiff bones. hmmm-- and some sweet, sweet dango. yummy
i walked into a bar called the Blue Kuni
The bar was dark, as most night clubs should be.
a red glow illuminated from behind the counter.
the many bottles of liquor and Sake`glistened like the lights of a dark city.
there was a small darkened stage at the back of the bar, most likely for the bands that
come to play here.
several people sat at the bar, and others at the small tables near the stage.
i walked over to the bar where two other men sat. pulling up a chrome stool, i saw one look at me and then wisper something to his buddy.
what complete baka yaro's**
the bartender walked over to me
"what can i get you?"
"ill get a spritzer, sake`with cranberry juice, salt around the rim, two strawberries no ice." he began to make my drink.
as i was waiting i saw the lights flash on over the stage. i couldnt even imagine who id see up there.
it was Might Gui and Kakashi Hatake.
on the stage.
singing karaoke...
no fah-lip-ing way
Shimata*!! how i wish i could have brought my camera!
Gui had a small shot glass and a bottle of sake` but the way he was drinking the sake` there was no purpose of the small glass. geez if only his prize student could see him now.
Kakashi must have had one too many drinks as well, even Naruto would look sober next to him. he was leaning on Gui, arm around his shoulders. his hair disheveled, his mask hung loosely around his nose. i didnt even know he drank booze
this is so wrong in so many levels,
then why cant i stop laughing!!
Then the music started.
Gui ditched the shot glass for a mic and Kakashi leaned in to get the first verse.
Gui sang back up and Kakashi sang lead.
-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-
Hanging round downtown by myself
and I had so much time to sit and think about my self and there she was
like double cherry pie yeah there she was
like disco super fly
I smell sex and candy hell
who's that lounging in my chair
whos thats casting devious stares in my direction
momma this surely is a dream ya
ya momma this surely is a dream dig it
hanging round downtown by myself and I've had to much caffeine and I was was thinking about myself and there she was
in platform double swede ya there she was, like disco lemonade
I smell sex and candy here
who's that lounging in my chair
who's that casting devious stares in my direction
momma this surly is a dream ya
ya momma this surely is a dream dig it
ya momma this surely is a dream yeah
I smell sex and candy here
who's that lounging in my chair
and who's that casting devious stairs in my direction
momma this surely is a dream dig it
ya momma this surely is a dream
ya momma this surley is a dream yeah
ya momma this must be my dream
-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
kakashi howled the last note out into the croud. i tried my best to stifle my giggles. and as if the scene couldnt get any more hilarious...
the bar erupted in cheering
They both gave a deep bow, Kakashi's long silver hair slightly deflated. Gui started to cry when he poured another shot, which he didn't get to drink because he collapsed in a heap on the stage.
the lights went out and the show was over.
Kakashi stumbled off the stage and into a chair by the platform. i dont know what he did but he suddenly slumped over the table.
awww! thats sad. i suppose i should give them a ride home, its not like they can crash here, and its the least i could do. anyway im never going to get this opportunity again.
i downed my drink in a gulp and began to think on how i was going to move the two Gomi*.
But before i could get up i saw the man who looked at me when i first entered the bar. he walked slowly over to where i was sitting, i can tell he thought he looked dangerously attractive.
the man had obviously had a few drinks, he sat down on the stool next to me. grinning like an idiot. he leaned his elbow on the counter and looked me up again.
"How you doin?"
I gave a small chuckle. "how you doin, your self?"
the bartender replaced my empty glass with a refill.
i picked up the glass and took a sip. the guy made no move to leave while i was sipping my drink.
"do i know you?"
"no unless you want to, your the sexy Anbu that doesn't wear the required uniform. ive heard alot about you."
"look man i don't know who you think you are, but cant you find something else to find fun around here?"
he leaned a little closer. "so how 'bout you coming home with me tonight? im sure we could have alot of fun."
by this time i was discusted with him, and his alcoholic breath. I got up to move.
but i got a better idea.
i gave him a seduceing smile and inched closer to his face, folding my hands infront of my lips (the way Tsunade does. you know i know what im talking about) and straightening my back to an upright position. "ok boy, lets have some fun."
we stood up, his arm around my waist, we left the bar and he directed me to his car.
i stoped a few feet from the door. "what? your not bailing out on me now are you?'"
Omae aho ya de*... i inwardly cursed him
"Oh no thats not it its just that, before we go, i need to tell you something. I dont know if you felt a connection between us, but i feel like we were made for each other, do you think the same way?"
he smiled like he had no idea what to say to that. "uh... yeah sure, i feel the same way."
but i wasn't done yet. with my free hand i wrapped my arm around his neck and intwined my fingers in his hair. he smiled and i felt his arm around my waist tighten.
And just as i was inches away from his mouth (yeah.... eew) i pulled hard on his hair yanking his head back. The sudden attack made him loosen his hold around me and i grabbed his hand that was around my middle, using a move i learned in the Blackops, I swung his arm around my head and pulling his arm up behind is back, plastered his face onto the window, pinning him to his car.
i smiled the same seductive smirk when i heard him yell.
"what do you think your doing??"
“Having some fun!!”
i pulled his arm harder and he gave another loud whimper.
i whipered softly in his ear, my signature goodbye kiss.
“Hows that for tough love.”
I sunk my nails into his scalp and rammed his head into the door.
Dusting off my hands I left him crumpled in a pile by his car. the best ending for the kasama*.
And walked calmly back inside the club. I didn’t get to finish my drink.
smile
next chapter well see what happens when Anko takes it apone herself to take drunk Gui and Kakashi home. please Rate!!
words:
kasama- lord of the donkeys
baka yaro- stupid b*****d
shimata- damn
Gomi- trash
Omae aho ya de- man your an idiot
 BloodyRose96 · Mon Jul 21, 2008 @ 11:34pm · 2 Comments |
