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Johnathon: "This is pathetic, we're being held hostage by three Grunts."
Grunt: "We have the tank... hehe heaha haha... We have the Human's Tank!!"
Johnathon: "Maybe we should try bargaining with them or something..."
Commander Kelly: "Johnation, these are ruthless creatures, they'll sell their entire family to save their own skins."
Grunt: "Quiet One, into the flames!!"
Jonathon: Oh, Petey, you have the worst luck.
Commander Kelly: You better do what they say, Pete, or else they might kill us all.
**Silent Pete looks down, then runs into the burning weakage.**
Johnathon: Commander Kelly, I miss Silent Pete.
Commander Kelly: I know, we all miss him...
Grunt: We're going to have you on a platter in 5 minutes!
**Suddenly a Blue Character appears with a sinper rifle and kills 2 of the Grunts.**
Grunt: Squatting Bear?!?
**Squatting Bear kills the last Grunt**
**Squatting Bear walks up to Jonathon and Commander Kelly.**
Squatting Bear: You two are very fortunate... Those Grunts would've had you on a platter in 5 minutes.
Commander Kelly: Yeah, those jerks killed Petey... oh, Petey... I miss him...
Squatting Bear: Well, the important thing is that Jonathon survived.
Commander Kelly: Huh? Why Jon?
Squatting Bear: Well, all I know is that Johnaton is the only one on this Ring with the power to stop the Moogle, and it's armies of 2-Demensional beings.
**Suddenly, the Android lands on Squatting Bear, killing him.**
Android: Initiative! I took the Initiative, I killed the Blue Character... Must confim kill... Must confrim kill...**The Android rambles on**
Commander Kelly: Hey, Jon, what was that Blue-guy taking about before he got iced?
Jonathon: I have no idea, Commmander Kelly.
Commander Kelly: Well, I think our Android needs a tune-up!
** He walks up to the Andorid and kills it with an Over-sized wrench**
Commander Kelly Whoops!!
Jonathon: Why'd you do that, Commander Kelly?
Commander Kelly: Well, it was Obviously Defective... you could tell by the way it was rambleing like that.
Jonathon: Commander Kelly, you ramble all the time.
Commander Kelly: Yeah, but I don't come with a 30-day money back Guarantee.
Jonathon: So, we're off to Mount Hang Em' High?
Commander Kelly: Yep
Jonathon: To get our refund?
Commander Kelly: Yep

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