A Democrat's Way for Dummies! Written and Published by anonymous
Page 1: Introduction
Stand up and say this chant:
1.) I will never vote for anyone who looks like a monkey.
2.) I will never vote for anyone who has a father with the same name, therefore inheriting his fame and/or stupidity.
3.) I will never vote for anyone that comes from Texas or Iraq.
4.) I will remain loyal to the Democrat's symbol (the jack*ss)
To do this, whenever I see a donkey, I will
-Bow down
-Take my hat off( if I'm wearing one)
-Feed him excactly 13 carrots (number of original states in colonies)
-Say this chant:
O, grand respected jack*ss,
O, merciful lord of packmules,
Punish those who support the Evil Elephant,
Whom tramples America's hope with its Hateful feet.
Index:
1. Introduction: Becoming a Democrat
2. Practicing Beliefs of a Democrat
3. Encourage Others to Become Democrats
4. DESTROY THOSE WHO REFUSE TO BECOME DEMOCRATS!!!! WAHH!!! xp scream
P.S. Im making a Dummies book for Independents and republicans later
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