I'm really bored. eek Liek... suriusly.
Well, anywho. I would like to take this oportunity to wish you a belated 'HAPPY PI DAY!' and an early 'HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY!!'.
Yep. That's right.
Anyyyyyyyways. ...
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Huh?
Oh, looks like I fell asleep on ya'. Sorry 'bout that.
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There were a bunch of police cars on my street yesterday.
I think it was because the people who live across from us were throwing a party and all of their guests were parked in the middle of the street.
Either that or the cops finally figured out that I am the mastermind behind the mysterious underground crystal meth ring in our city.
Just kidding.
Or am I?
No seriously, I'm kidding.
Why are you staring at me like that? I said I was kidding.
What was that? You say you don't believe me?
You know what, I don't know why I even bothered to talk to you in the first place. Oh wait, I remember now. It was to wish you a belated happy Pi Day and an early happy Saint Patrick's Day.
Yeah.
Okay then. I guess I'll see you later.
*struts off into the distance*
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