Because it takes so long for a 55 page document to save itself on this freaking computer, I login for a few minutes, and I find something in the G.D. I felt the need to quote:
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I don't know what's going on so I'm gonna go have sex with myself now.
I lol'ed for approximately two and a half minutes. It was silent, though, because it's 5:15 in the damn morning and most rational people are still asleep right now.