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wut did u do!
Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best fr iends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25--- ----a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that!
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want !
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because im disturbing
pick how u feel:
happy - I shot
sad - I needed
angry - I ran naked with
lazy - I ran shirtless with
guy - i am goin 2 be a
lesbo - I stabbed
shy - I banged
crazy -I smoked with
horny - I slept with
lonely - I cuddled with
in love - I ate
crappy -I killed
Pick your favorite number:
01 - Spongebob
02 -Paris Hilton
03 - a ninja turtle
04 - the kool-aid man
05 - Edward Cullen
06 - a homo
07 - a male stripper
08 - a jew
09 - a gangster
10 - a bag of weed
11 - a crackhead
12 - Santa Claus
13 - a bowl of cereal
14 - a whore
15 - a trojan man
16 - a jelly bean
17 - a sexy girl
18 - Barney the dinosaur
19 - an orange
20 - a toothbrush
21 - my lover
22 - a bisexual
23 - a banana
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - my crush
27 - a french fry
28 - a homeless guy
29 - your dealer
30 - a tooth pick
31 - ur grandma
Pick the color of
the shirt you are wearing::
White - because im sexy as hell
Black - because I love weed
Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - Becase the lil people told me to
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Pink - Because I'm a Fun drunk
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because im a god(dess) in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because my moma made me
Shirtless - because I've got abs
(I got I shot an easter egg because I love weed) xD
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