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ok, ok u guys. i was looking thru my milklions of word documents ive made since ever, and i found 1 we made for bussiness communications in 6th grade.
hilARious!!!! blaugh


"Super Hero
Once there was a super hero named Sandman Fiyero. Sandman Fiyero was a ninja and could shot fire, jump really high, could read minds, and was hott. Sandman Fiyero lived in Italy. On his free time he assumed the name John Dex and played the guitar and was the lead singer in the band Ninja Fury. When he was a super hero he would save the city from Alex and his rabid squirrels and evil dust bunnies. This is how his story starts.
On a regular day Sandman Fiyero got a call to save the city from a robber. He didn’t think much of it as he jumped from roof to roof but he wasn’t expecting what came next. He jumped down to the store and was expecting the usual, guys in black with guns, but instead he saw a man wearing a colorful spandex suit with a big A on it. Another strange thing he noticed was that there were dust bunnies and rabid squirrels running all over the place. So he walked over to the man with the A and asked him “Umm, are you trying to rob the place?”
“Well, yeah,” said the strange guy.
“Ok…..” Sandman said “You’re not really supposed to so why don’t you go back to your Loony Hotel and take your pets with you and I’ll clean up the mess and we all live happily ever after.”
“HAHAHAHA! YOU MAKE ME LAUGH SANDMAN!” said Alex. “Uh, I’m right here you don’t have to yell, and it looks like you lost your sense of humor along with your fashion sense, and common sense, because I’m as serious as a heart attack.” said Fiyero. “Oh no he didn’t!” said some random girl. “Oh yes I did, and why aren’t you quiet like the other hostages?” asked Fiyero. “Oh, I told this fashion victim I ain’t sitting until I get my check cashed.” said random girl. “*sigh* here’s my ATM, the ATM machine is down the hall.” said Fiyero.

“Uh, tick-tock, I’m not getting any younger you know.” said Alex with his hand on his hips. “Gosh, you don’t have to get prissy about it your highness.” He said with an eye roll. “ATTACK DUST BUNNIES!” yelled Alex. Fiyero blasted them with sand, but they got bigger. “Oh, the irony is killing me.” said Fiyero. Then he had an Idea. Since the sand was made from silica and if you heat it up you make glass. “Thank you science class!” he said. So he got really heated up, and blasted them with white hot fire. They all turned into glass. “Yikes, that took a lot of energy.” thought Fiyero. Then he read spandex man’s mind to find him, because he left with his dust bunnies. Fiyero made a levitating board of sand, and used his hands as rockets (he has fire powers, remember) and followed spandex man to the leaning tower of Pisa. “PISA?!?! That’s where my grandma lives!” yelled a worried Fiyero. He went faster, and caught up with spandex man. “I WILL KILL ALL OF PISA AND YOR GRANDMA WITH A PUSH OF THIS BUTTON!” yelled spandex man. “Again with the yelling!” said the sandman. “SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR GRANDMA, SANDMAN!” yelled spandex man. “That’s it, I’m sick of this.” said Fiyero with his body consumed in flame, and sand spiraling around him.

“You went too far,” said Fiyero. “My grandma raised me, and shared what she had even though she didn’t have enough herself. Because of her I’m what I am today.” He put a cage of fire around the rabid squirrels. “Now this is personal fashion freak, just you and me.” “FINALLY!” spandex man yelled. He got a syringe needle filled with a bubbling liquid. “AHH!” he yelled and had a spasm. He then rocks circled him and he launched them at the tower and at Fiyero.
ENDINGS!!!!
1) Fiyero tells the people of Pisa to leave with his mind, and makes a shield of sand around him and pins spandex man to the ground. Spandex man groans and the rocks around him fall. One hits him in the head and he loses consciousness. They take him to a high security jail, and they give the squirrels rabies shots, and they use them for experiments to cure rabies.
2) Fiyero puts a shield of sand around the tower and gets hit by the boulders. He gets crushed. The fire around the squirrels disappears, and they carry him off to the secret lair. The sandman is never seen again, but a year later, another guy named John Dex comes into the hospital with various injuries, and bears a strong resemblance to him. He is treated, becomes a doctor, and takes care of an insane old woman who looks for her grandson, Fiyero, every day. But when she meets Dr. Dex, she stops her search. Alex becomes mayor, but still does crimes, and mysteriously disappears when a meteor shower comes to town."

yeah, you can laugh. i no i am. i cant belive we took ourselves so seriously when we made this!! we were "serious as a heart attack" !!! xp
*happy sigh* ya gotta love meh domokun heart xp cool wink whee