Ok here it is....
A boy was walking to school one day and he saw a purple flower, so he sat and thought for awile then he was late for school, so he ran and ran and when he got there the teacher asked him why he was late, and the boy says "Well teacher, I was walking to school today when I saw a purple flower, so I sat and sat and sat and though and though and thought until I was late for school, so I ran and ran and ran and when I got here you asked me a stupid question" and the teacher says "stupid question? go to the principal!" and when he gets there the principal says, "why are you here?" and the kid replies.... "WELL I was walking to school today when I saw a purple flower, so I sat and sat and sat and though and though and thought until I was late for school, so I ran and ran and ran and when I got here the teacher asked me a stupid question sent me up here so that you could ask me a stupid question" then the principal expelled him, when the boy got home his mother said "why are you home so early?" the kid replied.... "WELL I was walking to school today when I saw a purple flower, so I sat and sat and sat and though and though and thought until I was late for school, so I ran and ran and ran and when I got here the teacher asked me a stupid question then I was sent to the principal and he expelled me then you asked me why I was late" then the mom says "Go to your room young man until your father gets here!"
So he waitts and his dad gets home and comes to his room and asks why he was in his room, the kid replied.... "WEEEEELL I was walking to school today when I saw a purple flower, so I sat and sat and sat and though and though and thought until I was late for school, so I ran and ran and ran and when I got here the teacher asked me a stupid question then I was sent to the principal and he expelled me and then mom sent me up here then you asked me a stupid question" then his dad sent him outside until he ;earned to respect his parents, and there was a bum and he asked the kid if he had a quarter then died, and when the cops got there they asked for his story.....
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL I was walking to school today when I saw a purple flower, so I sat and sat and sat and though and though and thought until I was late for school, so I ran and ran and ran and when I got here the teacher asked me a stupid question then I was sent to the principal and he expelled me and then mom sent me up to my room then my dad sent me outside and the bum asked me for a quarter then he died then you came and asked me questions, the cop sent him to jail because he didnt believe him, so the kids cell mate asks him why he was there....
"WEEEEEELL mr, I was walking to school today when I saw a purple flower, so I sat and sat and sat and though and though and thought until I was late for school, so I ran and ran and ran and when I got here the teacher asked me a stupid question then I was sent to the principal and he expelled me and then mom sent me up to my room then my dad sent me outside and the bum asked me for a quarter then he died then I was sent here" the kid said, "Likely story" the man says then kills him, then the kid meets god and god askes him why he was there....
"Well, if you REALLY want to know.... I was walking to school today when I saw a purple flower, so I sat and sat and sat and though and though and thought until I was late for school, so I ran and ran and ran and when I got here the teacher asked me a stupid question then I was sent to the principal and he expelled me and then mom sent me up to my room then my dad sent me outside and the bum asked me for a quarter then he died then I was sent to jail then my cell mate killed me and then you asked me a question" Then god says "Ok, come on into heaven" then the kid asks "God why did this happen to me?" then god replies "there has to be a long joke SOMETIME"
End.
This is only the SHORT version too xD
A boy was walking to school one day and he saw a purple flower, so he sat and thought for awile then he was late for school, so he ran and ran and when he got there the teacher asked him why he was late, and the boy says "Well teacher, I was walking to school today when I saw a purple flower, so I sat and sat and sat and though and though and thought until I was late for school, so I ran and ran and ran and when I got here you asked me a stupid question" and the teacher says "stupid question? go to the principal!" and when he gets there the principal says, "why are you here?" and the kid replies.... "WELL I was walking to school today when I saw a purple flower, so I sat and sat and sat and though and though and thought until I was late for school, so I ran and ran and ran and when I got here the teacher asked me a stupid question sent me up here so that you could ask me a stupid question" then the principal expelled him, when the boy got home his mother said "why are you home so early?" the kid replied.... "WELL I was walking to school today when I saw a purple flower, so I sat and sat and sat and though and though and thought until I was late for school, so I ran and ran and ran and when I got here the teacher asked me a stupid question then I was sent to the principal and he expelled me then you asked me why I was late" then the mom says "Go to your room young man until your father gets here!"
So he waitts and his dad gets home and comes to his room and asks why he was in his room, the kid replied.... "WEEEEELL I was walking to school today when I saw a purple flower, so I sat and sat and sat and though and though and thought until I was late for school, so I ran and ran and ran and when I got here the teacher asked me a stupid question then I was sent to the principal and he expelled me and then mom sent me up here then you asked me a stupid question" then his dad sent him outside until he ;earned to respect his parents, and there was a bum and he asked the kid if he had a quarter then died, and when the cops got there they asked for his story.....
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL I was walking to school today when I saw a purple flower, so I sat and sat and sat and though and though and thought until I was late for school, so I ran and ran and ran and when I got here the teacher asked me a stupid question then I was sent to the principal and he expelled me and then mom sent me up to my room then my dad sent me outside and the bum asked me for a quarter then he died then you came and asked me questions, the cop sent him to jail because he didnt believe him, so the kids cell mate asks him why he was there....
"WEEEEEELL mr, I was walking to school today when I saw a purple flower, so I sat and sat and sat and though and though and thought until I was late for school, so I ran and ran and ran and when I got here the teacher asked me a stupid question then I was sent to the principal and he expelled me and then mom sent me up to my room then my dad sent me outside and the bum asked me for a quarter then he died then I was sent here" the kid said, "Likely story" the man says then kills him, then the kid meets god and god askes him why he was there....
"Well, if you REALLY want to know.... I was walking to school today when I saw a purple flower, so I sat and sat and sat and though and though and thought until I was late for school, so I ran and ran and ran and when I got here the teacher asked me a stupid question then I was sent to the principal and he expelled me and then mom sent me up to my room then my dad sent me outside and the bum asked me for a quarter then he died then I was sent to jail then my cell mate killed me and then you asked me a question" Then god says "Ok, come on into heaven" then the kid asks "God why did this happen to me?" then god replies "there has to be a long joke SOMETIME"
End.
This is only the SHORT version too xD
