One of my favorite skits,
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# Vital Information was a sketch in which Lori Beth Denberg (later Danny Tamberelli and Lil' JJ during the relaunch, respectively) delivered words of wisdom, usually three sayings in a row. Some of these Vitals included:
* If your bra is too tight, it's uncomfortable. If you're a boy and your bra is too tight, I'm uncomfortable!
* " It is wrong to push your neighbor Billy off the roof and say, "Hey, look neighbors! It's raining Billy!"
* If your teacher gives you an F, it is wrong to say "Well what do you expect moron! I didn't study!"
* Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder how on Earth this song became so popular.
* It's fun to play in the snow. It's less fun to play in a bathtub full of vomit.
* I scream, you scream, we all scream when we slam our hand in the car door
* Three blind mice. Three blind mice. See how they run, into things.
* An apple a day keeps the doctor away (then proceeding to throw apples at a doctor) go on get!
* The kids on the bus go up and down, up and down, up and down. The kids on the bus go up and down, and then they all throw up.
* Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey don't see, monkey step in doo.
* If your first name is Wally, and your second name is Wally, and your last name is Woo, then your name is WALLY WALLY WOO!
* When you fall in the toilet, it is best not to start swimming saying, "Look at me! I'm a toilet fish!"
* When you blow your nose like this (takes a tissue and blows her nose loudly), it is wrong to do this (sticks the tissue to a lamp).
* If your bra is too tight, it's uncomfortable. If you're a boy and your bra is too tight, I'm uncomfortable!
* " It is wrong to push your neighbor Billy off the roof and say, "Hey, look neighbors! It's raining Billy!"
* If your teacher gives you an F, it is wrong to say "Well what do you expect moron! I didn't study!"
* Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder how on Earth this song became so popular.
* It's fun to play in the snow. It's less fun to play in a bathtub full of vomit.
* I scream, you scream, we all scream when we slam our hand in the car door
* Three blind mice. Three blind mice. See how they run, into things.
* An apple a day keeps the doctor away (then proceeding to throw apples at a doctor) go on get!
* The kids on the bus go up and down, up and down, up and down. The kids on the bus go up and down, and then they all throw up.
* Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey don't see, monkey step in doo.
* If your first name is Wally, and your second name is Wally, and your last name is Woo, then your name is WALLY WALLY WOO!
* When you fall in the toilet, it is best not to start swimming saying, "Look at me! I'm a toilet fish!"
* When you blow your nose like this (takes a tissue and blows her nose loudly), it is wrong to do this (sticks the tissue to a lamp).
Vital Info and Good Burger.
Pimpell was a funny Principal
Classic Nick intros
Heh.
We run. We jump. We swim and play. We row and go on trips
But the things that last forever... are our dear friendships
Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts.
And when we think about you (it makes me wanna fart!)
It's 'I hope we never part'. Now get it right or pay the price.
Now we will share a lifetime of the fondest memories.
By the lakes of Anawanna.. Sat in the old pine trees.
Camp Anawa-.., we hold you in our hearts.
And when we think ab-.. (this thing came apart)
Think Anawanna-wanna, speak Anawanna-wanna..
Live Anawanna-wanna! Ugh!
I loved Salute Your Shorts.
