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Harry: I feel cranky and pubescent today, and I don’t know why. Uuuurg! I’m gona take it out on people I like!
(Ron appears.)
Ron: Hello Harry! What sort of tomfoolery shall we get up to today?
Harry: No tomfoolery today Ron. I’m sick of your dreadful speckled mug!
Ron (quietly): Why must you hurt me in this way Harry?
(Hermione appears.)
Hermione: Yea! What’s your problem Harry?!
Harry: My parents are dead, my life sucks, I can’t hold down a girlfriend, and I’m surrounded by f(bleep)ing goblins and sh(bleep) all the time! I mean what the f(bleep)!
Ron: But it’s magic, Harry! The goblins are magical!
Harry: Well I still have nightmares about Doby eating my skin clean off every night! I can’t take it anymore! I quit magic!
(Ron gasps.)
Hermione: But what about fighting You-know-who?!
Harry: Fine. It’s all up to you now Ron.
Ron (stuttering): But, but, but, but, but, but, no.
Harry: Come on now, go fight him!
(Harry pushes Ron to next screen where Voldy is standing)
(Ron whimpers.)
Voldy: Hello little child.
(Ron continues wimpering and stuttering)
Voldy: Whant a piece of me? What.
Ron (stuttering): No sir.
(Ron runs away.)
Voldy: Yea, you run away.
Voldy: (Muttered)Kid.
(Back to first screen, Ron runs in)
Ron: I can’t do it!
Hermione: You tried your best Ron.
Ron: What’s Harry doing?
(Screen shifts to Harry.)
Harry (while hitting his head on the wall): Angst, angst, angst, angst, angst, angst, angst…
(Back to Ron and Hermione.)
Hermione: He’s a little off today, haven’t you noticed?
Ron: Maybe he’s in love.
Hermione: Who would fall in love with such an-(cut off by Ron)
Ron: Maybe he needs a hug!
(Screen shift to Harry.)
Harry: I don’t want a hug!
(Ron appears.)
Ron: Give me a hug Harry!
Harry: NO!
(Ron hugs Harry.)
Ron: Hugging!
Harry: I’ll wound you!
(Harry pushes Ron to next screen, he follows.)
(Screen shifts back again to first screen.)
(Harry and Ron fight, Hermione watches.)
(Hermione leaves, Snape arrives.)
Snape: What is this rumpus?
Ron: Harry hit me.
Harry: Ron invaded my personal bubble!
Snape: Me thinks some severe punishment is in order here.
Harry and Ron (quietly): Oh no.
Snape: The two of you shall be dragged by your ears to the dungeons, where a drunken Filch will be awaiting with a cactus and a croquet mat, and then-(cut of by Harry and Ron)
Harry and Ron (wands up preforming a spell): Pantalonius poopicus!
(Rings of light pass through Snape)
Sanpe (while mumbling): I have to…leave now. Bye.
(Snape leaves slowly.)
(Dumbledore arives laughing.)
Dumbledore: Ha, ha, ha! Man that was awsome guys!
Ron: Thanks Dumbledore!
Dumbledore: Are you still full of that wizard angst Harry?
Harry: I think I can appreciate life alot more now.
Dumbledore: Well that’s just fantastic!
(Hermione arrives.)
Hermione: Hey guys! Eww, what’s that smell?
Ron: Why, it’s Snape’s greatest potion of all.
(Everyone laughs.)
(Dumbledore shoots up into the sky. Note: his robes have stars on them.)
(The trio look up)
Harry (quietly): Everyone make a wish.


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