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PEOPLE! IT'S A GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY! IT'S THE FLU SHOTS! AND THE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!! AND THE IPODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'VE BEEN LYING TO US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE BEHIND THE JFK CONSPIRACY! THAT'S WHY THEY DON'T ELABORATE THE VIETNAM WAR IN THE HISTORY BOOKS!!!!!!!!! IT'S A CONSPIRACY, I TELLS YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




[15:34] mercilesslov3r: did u get ur flu shot/s yet?
[15:34] __________: nooooooooo
[15:34] __________: its a conspiracy
[15:34] __________: flu doesnt exist
[15:34] mercilesslov3r: lmfao
[15:34] __________: the government does
[15:34] __________: D=

[15:26] _____: lalaal im insane
[15:26] _____: are youuu
[15:26] mercilesslov3r: lmao
[15:26] mercilesslov3r: insane in the membrane?
[15:26] mercilesslov3r: why yes
[15:26] mercilesslov3r: XD
[15:26] _____: im feeling super hypers
[15:26] mercilesslov3r: lol
[15:26] _____: o.o membrane
[15:26] mercilesslov3r: IT'S HTE BAGEL
[15:26] mercilesslov3r: IT'S A CONSPIRACY
[15:26] mercilesslov3r: LIKE THE FLU SHOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[15:26] _____: i got a flu shot
[15:26] mercilesslov3r: I KNEW IT
[15:26] mercilesslov3r: it IS a conspiracy!!!!!!!!
[15:28] _____: orders ipods
[15:28] mercilesslov3r: lmao
[15:31] mercilesslov3r: DD=
[15:32] mercilesslov3r: it's a conspiracy...WITH FLU SHOTS
[15:32] mercilesslov3r: D=
[15:32] mercilesslov3r: sneaky

[15:47] _____: TO YOUTUBE!
[15:47] mercilesslov3r: LOL
[15:50] _____: WOOOOO

[15:27] mercilesslov3r: IT'S THE FLU SHOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[15:27] Aki Chan 3753: O_O
[15:28] mercilesslov3r: rofl
[15:29] mercilesslov3r: it'sa conspiracy, i tells ya!
[15:29] Aki Chan 3753: I know! crying
[15:29] mercilesslov3r: loool
[15:29] mercilesslov3r: XDD
[15:29] mercilesslov3r: dood, i really do think it's the flu shots
[15:29] mercilesslov3r: D=
[15:29] Aki Chan 3753: lol
[15:29] Aki Chan 3753: I didn't get any....xD
[15:30] mercilesslov3r: me neither
[15:30] mercilesslov3r: THAT'S HOW WE KNOW THE TRUTH!
[15:30] mercilesslov3r: D=
[15:30] Aki Chan 3753: lmao
[15:31] mercilesslov3r: it's hte flu shooooooooooooooooooooooots!!!!!!!
[15:31] mercilesslov3r: DDDDD=
[15:31] Aki Chan 3753: lmao
[15:31] mercilesslov3r: remember kids, flu shots are bad for you.
[15:31] mercilesslov3r: XD
[15:31] Aki Chan 3753: lmao
[15:32] mercilesslov3r: wheeee, i feel hyper now
[15:32] mercilesslov3r: XD
[15:32] Aki Chan 3753: lol
[15:32] Aki Chan 3753: I think it's the flu shots......O_O
[15:32] Aki Chan 3753: :O
[15:32] Aki Chan 3753: They put in steriods, too!
[15:32] Aki Chan 3753: ><
[15:33] mercilesslov3r: OMFG
[15:33] mercilesslov3r: but why steroids?
[15:34] mercilesslov3r: everyone needs flu shots...so WHY STEROIDS...?
[15:34] Aki Chan 3753: Iono.......
[15:34] Aki Chan 3753: lol
[15:34] mercilesslov3r: lmao
[15:34] mercilesslov3r: XD
[15:34] Aki Chan 3753: biggrin
[15:35] Aki Chan 3753: lol
[15:35] mercilesslov3r: lmao
[15:36] Aki Chan 3753: rofl
[15:36] mercilesslov3r: OMG
[15:36] mercilesslov3r: THE TRUTH MUST BE REVEALED!!!!!!!!!!!!
[15:36] Aki Chan 3753: lol
[15:36] mercilesslov3r: ALERT THE MEDIA!!!!!
[15:36] mercilesslov3r: wait
[15:37] Aki Chan 3753: lmao
[15:37] mercilesslov3r: THE MEDIA'S PART OF THE CONSPIRACY, TOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[15:37] mercilesslov3r: DDD= OMFG
[15:37] Aki Chan 3753:
[15:37] Aki Chan 3753: OMFG?!!?
[15:37] Aki Chan 3753: xD
[15:37] mercilesslov3r: ZOMG
[15:37] mercilesslov3r: ALERT THE UN!!!!!
[15:37] Aki Chan 3753: lol
[15:37] mercilesslov3r: WAIT, NOOOOO
[15:37] mercilesslov3r: THE UN'S PART OF THE GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY, TOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
[15:37] mercilesslov3r: WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
[15:38] Aki Chan 3753: lmao
[15:38] mercilesslov3r: omg
[15:38] mercilesslov3r: so we SHOULD trust China...
[15:38] Aki Chan 3753: lmao
[15:38] Aki Chan 3753: No! ):
[15:38] Aki Chan 3753: And Korea
[15:39] mercilesslov3r: OMG, MAYBE NORTH KOREA PROTECTING US FROM THE GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!
[15:39] mercilesslov3r: DDDDDD=
[15:39] mercilesslov3r: OMG. THE GOVERNMENT'S BEEN LYING TO US!!!!!!!!!
[15:39] mercilesslov3r: D=
[15:39] Aki Chan 3753: lmao
[15:39] Aki Chan 3753: Ah gawd.....
[15:39] mercilesslov3r: what?
[15:39] mercilesslov3r: maybe it's true
[15:40] mercilesslov3r: =]
[15:40] Aki Chan 3753: lol
[15:40] Aki Chan 3753: Like that one book....
[15:40] mercilesslov3r: ?
[15:40] Aki Chan 3753: Have you read "Uglies"?
[15:40] Aki Chan 3753: And "Pretties"
[15:40] Aki Chan 3753: And "Specials"?
[15:41] mercilesslov3r: i read uglies
[15:41] Aki Chan 3753: D=
[15:41] Aki Chan 3753: In the last one.....
[15:41] Aki Chan 3753: Tally
[15:41] Aki Chan 3753: Well
[15:41] Aki Chan 3753: The Specials were a conspiracy ;D
[15:42] mercilesslov3r: :O
[15:42] mercilesslov3r: I KNEW IT
[15:42] Aki Chan 3753: lmao
[15:42] mercilesslov3r: lmaooo
[15:42] Aki Chan 3753: lol
[15:45] mercilesslov3r: DD=
[15:45] Aki Chan 3753: ?
[15:45] mercilesslov3r: it's a conspiraccyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
[15:45] mercilesslov3r: D=
[15:45] Aki Chan 3753: lmao
[15:45] Aki Chan 3753: Yeah! >
[15:45] mercilesslov3r: WE MUST TELL EVERYONEEEE
[15:46] Aki Chan 3753: lmao
[15:46] Aki Chan 3753: Myspace bulletins! :3
[15:47] Aki Chan 3753: lmao
[15:47] Aki Chan 3753: Holy crap..
[15:47] Aki Chan 3753: It's spreading!
[15:47] mercilesslov3r: I KNOW
[15:47] mercilesslov3r: thanks to moi
[15:47] mercilesslov3r: XD
[15:48] Aki Chan 3753: lmao
[15:48] Aki Chan 3753: You're awesome! xD
[15:48] mercilesslov3r: XDDDDD
[15:51] mercilesslov3r: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[15:51] Aki Chan 3753: biggrin DDD biggrin DDD
[15:51] mercilesslov3r: rofl

[15:40] mercilesslov3r: IT'S A CONSPIRACCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[15:40] bLu3 ey3d dRa90n: lol
[15:40] bLu3 ey3d dRa90n: no its not
[15:41] mercilesslov3r: YES IT ISSSSSS
[15:41] mercilesslov3r: IT WAS THE FLU SHOTS
[15:41] mercilesslov3r: AND THE IPODS
[15:41] mercilesslov3r: AND HTE MEDIAAAAAA
[15:41] bLu3 ey3d dRa90n: kimly...
[15:41] bLu3 ey3d dRa90n: calm down
[15:42] mercilesslov3r: nooooooooo
[15:42] mercilesslov3r: THE TRUTH MUST BE REVEALEDDD
[15:39] mercilesslov3r: D=
[15:42] mercilesslov3r: THE HIPPIES WERE RIGHT!
[15:43] bLu3 ey3d dRa90n: calm down will ya? o.o
[15:43] mercilesslov3r: noooo
[15:43] mercilesslov3r: it wass a conspiraccyyy
[15:43] mercilesslov3r: the government killed JFK!!!
[15:43] mercilesslov3r: THEY WANTED VIETNAM TO BE A SECRET!!!!
[15:43] mercilesslov3r: THAT'S WEHY THEY DON'T MENTION THE VIETNAM WAR IN HISTORY BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!1
[15:45] mercilesslov3r: stillll
[15:45] mercilesslov3r: it's a conspiracy
[15:45] mercilesslov3r: IT'S IN THE BAGELS, TOOOOOOOOO
[15:45] bLu3 ey3d dRa90n: NO!
[15:45] bLu3 ey3d dRa90n: NOT THE BAGELS
[15:45] bLu3 ey3d dRa90n: >:O
[15:46] bLu3 ey3d dRa90n: MUST KILL THE GOVERNMENT!
[15:46] mercilesslov3r: LMAO
[15:46] bLu3 ey3d dRa90n: STOP TAKING FLU SHOTS!
[15:46] bLu3 ey3d dRa90n: KILL THE GOVERNMENT
[15:46] bLu3 ey3d dRa90n: SAVE THE BAGELS!!
[15:46] mercilesslov3r: lmfao
[15:46] bLu3 ey3d dRa90n: my fellow bretherin >:O I WILL SAVE YOU FROM THIS CONSIRIACY
[15:46] mercilesslov3r: LOL
[15:48] bLu3 ey3d dRa90n: will you help me save the bagels?
[15:48] mercilesslov3r: YES
[15:48] bLu3 ey3d dRa90n: YAY!
[15:48] mercilesslov3r: WE SHALL SAVE THE BAGELS FROM THE GOVERNMENT!
[15:48] bLu3 ey3d dRa90n: woo!
[15:48] bLu3 ey3d dRa90n: UM.. HOW WE GONNA START?
[15:49] mercilesslov3r: MYSPACE BULLETINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[15:49] bLu3 ey3d dRa90n: lol
[15:49] bLu3 ey3d dRa90n: forget that
[15:49] bLu3 ey3d dRa90n: *marches into area 51* *DIE YOU @$$@* *fires a automatic mg*
[15:49] bLu3 ey3d dRa90n: wait..
[15:49] bLu3 ey3d dRa90n: why area 51?
[15:49] bLu3 ey3d dRa90n: o.0
[15:49] mercilesslov3r: LMFAO
[15:49] mercilesslov3r: IT'S PART OF THE CONSPIRACYYYY
[15:49] mercilesslov3r: im goin to the pentagon...
[15:49] mercilesslov3r: AND GET VONG TO HACK IT!

[15:51] bLu3 ey3d dRa90n: brb
[15:51] mercilesslov3r: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[15:51] bLu3 ey3d dRa90n: ima go to the pentagon and show em whos boss

[18:56] ___________: its
[18:56] ___________: its
[18:56] ___________: a bloody
[18:56] ___________: D= i cant say it or else they'll get me

[19:39] ___________: so yeah
[19:39] ___________: super hackers in steroids


Remember kids, "flu" shots are bad for you.


SPREAD THE WORD!!!!!!! IT'S A GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!