So my friend Dommy is over and thinkgs are crazy.
She nocked a picture down from my desk and she was trying to pick it up and it was bothering me so I picked the picture up and threw it then I realized it was a picture of jesus!
I THREW JESUS!
Then we were talking about how Im gonna have to go to confession and it would be like:
Priest: Tell me your sins child.
Me: Well I lied to my parents, Stabbed a girl with my pencil, Stole a candy bar from Giant, Oh and I threw Jesus across my room.
Preist: What?!?!
Me: Yeah I threw him he was making me mad sitting there all inocent and what not. It felt good.
Preist: *Sits there with wide eyes praying to God Im not psychotic and going to kill him*
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