Once upon a time ago, there lived a cow princess. The cowwie's name was Eebie. Now, Eebie was a friendly [most of the time] cowwie and she had many friends within the kingdom.
When she had graduated out of In Between school, she decided to go to a AP Tall school, rather than an IB Tall School. Eebie was VERY smart however. She knew she was going to take the COWs, a big exam for every cow in Tall School that determined how good of a Cowwege you'd get into, the second year of Tall school. If Eebie had went to an IB Tall School, she would've been PILED with work and would have NO time to study for the COWs test.
As mentioned before, she had many friends. Two of which went to an IB Tall school. She talked to them every day at the Flying Carpet Stop and one day, those two friends were talking about how smart they felt around AP Tall School students. That made Eebie VERY mad. They basically said Eebie was stupid compared to them so she started getting irritated with every word they said.
The two cowwies stood dumbfounded and couldn't figure out why Eebie was mad. Eebie didn't want to tell them anything either so she just stood their and crossed her forearms with an irritated look on her face. However, this little event made her PUMPED to beat those stupid fricken IB Tall Schools, or at least, work TWICE as hard as an AP student to stay on the same level as those big headed egoistical cows.
Eebie went home on the CPO and went on Dictionary dot net and suscribed to the word a day program then asked her older brother Heffer to buy her a COWs practice book so she could start studying. 'This will teach those big fat cigarrettes to call me stupid!' After she would pass her SATs with FLYING colors she would get into the school she wanted to the most, NCSSM, a junior college for 11th and 12th graders who would get into college for free after attending their school.
The next day, Eebie order 200 dozens of expired donuts to her two cow friends and laughed evilly. MUHAHAHAHA. She had a good laugh before she went to study. :]
All events in this story are based on true events.
 kawaiikimmie · Sat Oct 06, 2007 @ 02:12pm · 42 Comments |
