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DAY 2

I finished my dinner which consisted of 3 monkey testicles and some rock candy that I bought from a Nazi dressed as George Bush but less retarded. As I stared at my empty plate I realized how short life is. So I egged my moms house, it was a lot of fun but my mom was pissed when I got home. She sent me to my room and took away my dead fish in a bubble that I won in a sponge eating contest. My room was silent and boring so I played chess with my toilet. After the toilet beat me 5 times I went to bed.
*dream sequence*
There I was chasing a t-rex that stole my easter eggs. I yelled at him “give me back my rainbow colored easter eggs” he respounded with “rawr rawr rawr.” I yelled again “I heard yo momma so fat she plays pool with the planets.” He stopped and started crying so he hugged santa clause. He looked to me and yelled in a sad voice “rawr rawr” then through my eggs. I looked at him and imagined him as a polar bear in a tu-tu. I also noticed he seemed depressed and sad so I gave him a hug. He tore my arms off and ate the half eaten candy bar that I found in a hobos hair. While I was on the ground screaming I noticed the teletubies were break dancing on a stage across the river. Then a blurble berry trout jumped out of the water and healed my arms using demonic trout magic. I could move again so I hopped in joy and drank a bottle of soy sauce.
*end dream sequence*
I woke up naked on the roof of a bus in Canada then I flew to japan to buy breakfast and I said “that was a good nights sleep.” After I finished eating breakfast a man in an elmo suit gave me a hug.

A note from esio
I will continue this series
As long as I get a lot of comments from my readers
Just check my journal every so often
I will write at least 2 a week
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