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Funny! And I shalt answer your questions. ((Shorty's bored right now, so it's fine by Shorty to take her time to answer unaswered questions. biggrin ))
1. Because they are ninjas who need fun and weird things in their messed up lives.
2. Very. 100 years old at least.
3. 5 logs.
4. Your mom.
5. Eight.
6. Because it's really water way up there.
7. It's not dyed.
8. It's not mossy.

Okay, randomness gone! Thankis for the fun of that! biggrin

The Naruto characters are weird, because blankly, they just are. xD;
Kishimoto's a freak. -Pass it on.

Sea turtles could get older than 600 years old.
Haven't you watched Finding Nemo? xD;

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers, Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, what did Peter Piper pick? (:

To purposely get it hit by a drunk driver at 11:00 pm.

You posted 8 question.

Because blue is a pwnful color.
Purple ain't neutral. And we don't have a Green sun, so we can't have purple skies.
Grass already stole the color of green.