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Well, it's glorious summer time as we all now, and it makes the suburban town of rye NY look beautiful, except for the dead bodies falling from the sky, melted house and people on fire, what r u all looking at me for, i din't let loose a raging beast and total acid rain while trying to make a wierd grilled cheese, sweatdrop

Did every one have a good tuesday last week? THat's great on my tuesday i.......... passed out, but that's besides the point. Ahh yes, i must talk about my new babysitting job, welll theres nothing wrong with it except for the three legged obese cat bent on ruling the world starting by killing the new babysitter. Did i mention the cat sounds french.

Well i was babysitting these kids and i was watching the cat closely because i was afraid of it. i looked away for two seconds when all of the sudden the cat was waddling around on the T.V it stood up on it's leg, and making wierd noises and looking at me every now and then, they sounded like " ho ho ho v v" It looked like jabaa the hut " Me Me no likey brimbim boshalaka teto no babysitter" It made these wierd noise for a little bit, and then somehow, it fell unconcious and fell onto the floor. Now it got worse two minutes later, when the kids said " watch out the cats behind you" I moved and the cat missed me and hit the table, *this is the cat thinking " Alright i shall jump and claw into his back for u pathetic americans deserve to die" "Alright i jump on twa, un deux trois," Arrrr die american hohohohohohaoahaoahhahohohh ahhhhhhhh ....... oh s**t, * lies unconcious on the table*

"damn americans"

A hundred thousand wings soaring through the sky just wait just wait you had to die, my hands a wrapiting through first maidens kiss, i struck the glass, and shatters buldge in my fist, Theres no sympathy for the dead, you had to die , theres no sympathy for the dead.....